Confessions of a blog-whore

I sometimes publish brilliant articles, and nobody notices.

I enjoy the pleasant surprise when some article that I’ve spent less than ten minutes on becomes a big hit and garners much attention.

I’ll take hits any way I can get them. Even if it is because one of my articles has a photo of Mickey Mouse in a birthday hat (no, really), or some joke of an article contains the magic words “Gates 911 Tape revealed.”

I’m jealous that “The Other McCain” routinely links to that asshole “Dumbass Dougie Mataconis” who is a flaming liberal but has never noticed my wonderful body of work.  Ok, it also makes me question Mr. McCain’s sanity.  How can one person who seems so wise make such a dumb decision?

I secretly believe that I have yet to be discovered, and that when I am discovered, I’ll be a famous blogger.  (I also wear my “Superman” T-shirt to bed each night.)

I enjoy getting responses from trolls. Better notice from trolls than nobody.

Sometimes I believe that important people read my blog. Either that or they have my brain waves wired and can read my mind.  Then I put on my tinfoil cap, and I just think that they read my blog.

p.s. If you can read this, tell my wife that I have been involuntarily committed for 48 hours in the “Psych Ward” at Virginia Commonwealth University Hospital (a.k.a. MCV Hospital) in Richmond, Virginia. TIA.

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