We’re on a mission from God, Ma’am! No time to read the Bill. No time to let legislators read the Bill! For Gawd’s sake, don’t publish it on-line and let the masses read the damn thing! This is too important to put all of the legislation in during the light of day! Stick some of it in last minute after everybody is asleep! Punch it through, before the chattering masses discover what is really in it! Worked for Bush II during the banks bailout! It worked in the House for the Crap and Trade! Gotta do it again with the Socialized Medicine Bill! Ram it through! If this was something that had broad political support for our proposed legislation, we wouldn’t be in such a hurry! The more people learn of our shennanigans, the less support we have! So gotta hurry! We’ll give you the details later! HURRY!
Or, as Bubba Clinton says, “better put some ice on that. It’s gonna hurt!”