“Doh! I wissssshhh I was a real lawyer, not just a dumbass
collection attorney! Doh! I think I’ll diss that Major’s attorney, Orly Taitz. Doh! She’s a real attorney. I’m jealous of her! Obama says he was born in Hawaii, so I believe him. He wouldn’t lie, just to remain President! I believe OJ is innocent, too! Why would he lie? Sure, Obama won’t release his long-form birth certificate! Must be some good reason. Maybe he can’t find it? I know, President Obama should offer a reward, like OJ did to find the REAL killer! Reward for the real OJ, er I mean Obama, birth certificate! I’M A FREAKIN’ LEGAL GENIUS! Doh!