Doug Mataconis: Dumbass Dougie finally has a good idea! Offer a reward for Obama’s birth certificate!

“Doh! I wissssshhh I was a real lawyer, not just a dumbass

A brain is a terrible thing to lack

A brain is a terrible thing to lack

collection attorney! Doh! I think I’ll diss that Major’s attorney, Orly Taitz. Doh! She’s a real attorney. I’m jealous of her! Obama says he was born in Hawaii, so I believe him. He wouldn’t lie, just to remain President! I believe OJ is innocent, too! Why would he lie? Sure, Obama won’t release his long-form birth certificate! Must be some good reason. Maybe he can’t find it?  I know, President Obama should offer a reward, like OJ did to find the REAL killer!  Reward for the real OJ, er I mean Obama, birth certificate!  I’M A FREAKIN’ LEGAL GENIUS! Doh!

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