Teddy Kennedy’s “True Compass” Limited Edition on sale now at Smash Mouth!
Be the first liberal on the block to appear to have forked over $1,000.00 for this sure to be a best-seller from the ‘Lion of the Senate!’ Get yours here for only $919.96! For a limited time only! Submit your credit card name, type and number and $100.00 S & H charges and wait only six to eight weeks. I’ll get back to you!
Below are some highlights of the book! (Allegedly, it is mostly pictures because liberals are pretty shallow! Heck, even Teddy drowned Mary Jo in just a shallow tidal pool!)
CHAPTER ONE: HOW I GOT MINE! I got mine when Daddy was a bootlegger! The first thing he taught me, was put your money in a trust and live off the tax-free interest. Then, when you raise other peoples’ taxes, it won’t affect you!
Neat knickers, huh? I haven't put in an honest day's work from the day this photo was taken until today!
CHAPTER TWO: MY BIG BROTHER JACK WOULDN’T LET ME JOIN IN HIS SANDWICHES, SO I MADE MY OWN WITH SEN. DODD!
Photos too graphic to show on this R rated blog!
CHAPTER THREE: SOME BIMBO DIED IN MY CAR, BUT AT LEAST I GOT SOME NICE SYMPATHETIC PHOTOS OF MYSELF AT HER FUNERAL!
I call this my "hang dawg look." Sure, I looked sorry! You would too after the beating my wife gave me!
CHAPTER FOUR: THIS CHAPTER COVERS THE SHORTEST PERIOD OF TIME IN MY LIFE!
What was I thinkin, that I could give up drinkin?
THE FAT CHAPTER THIS IS THE BIGGEST CHAPTER OF THE BOOK!
And people wonder why I want to "SAVE THE WHALES!"
HOPEFULLY, THE FINAL CHAPTER: “BRAIN” CANCER–HA HA! AS IF A KENNEDY EVER HAD A BRAIN!
IF I had a brain, this is what the cancer would look like inside my brain!
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