Sarah Palin: Why we hate her

Wouldn't she look better with no eyes?

Wouldn't she look better with no eyes?

A group of my liberal friends didn’t have the courage to post their reasons, so they asked me to post for them: “She’s almost as inexperienced in politics as Barack Obama. She says stupid things almost as often as Joe Biden. She is 15-0 against our bogus ‘ethical complaints.’  She didn’t abort that little bastard Trig. She’s happily married to a real man. She’s hawt.” J.D. added: Did I mention she’s hawt?


“She can skin a moose (ewwww).  She believes in limited government and fiscal responsability. She actually believes stuff they teach you in Sunday School.  She didn’t attend Hahhhvard or Yale.  In fact, she’s so low-class she even allowed her own son to fight in Iraq.  She rallied the Republican base when McPain’s campaign was faltering. She’s got more cajones than almost any other Pub pol lately(except maybe Sen. DeMint).   She recently called President Obama’s plans to bankrupt our country and force our children and grand children into huge debt “immoral”. Can you imagine the gall of this woman? If we want to bankrupt this country and heap loads of debt on our un-born children, who is she to stop us? WHO CARES if we can’t afford socialized medicine and global warming crap and tax?” 

“Now can you understand why we want to scratch her eyes out? And club her (purported) new baby?  And otherwise grind her children into dust and eat them in our soup? And cut her husband’s heart out and feed it to the wolves?  While we tell her all about what we are doing (since she can’t see with her eyes gouged out. Duh.)?  It is really rational, our great hatred for her, when you stop and think about it.”

Update: Great minds think alike. Immediately after posting this, I ran across a better post by Tim Boyer.

5 responses to “Sarah Palin: Why we hate her

  1. That is why I LOVE HER !

  2. wear yew bean mah fren? Took out d boat dis weak an had fun butt know fiche

  3. FRankie’s been shufflin round…ya know, da bitches they been huntin me down like a coon ! When da boat going out next homie?

  4. N e weekend butt dis necks won.

  5. I’s gunna b bussie probly too den…we b workin it though. Dang misses keepin me busy doing cho’es

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