It has now been revealed that a scientific breakthough has been achieved in the field of “human cloning.” Scientists, whose names have not been revealed, have carefully hidden the fact that they have successfully cloned a human individual. The cloned human has already reached
adult-hood, and in fact has risen in the ranks of corporate America to be President of ABC News. His new name is David Westin. The person he was cloned from is of course, Joseph Goebbels. Mr. Goebbels was Nazi Propaganda Minister under German Fuehrer, Adolf Hitler, until the end of World War II. Note that Mr. Westin died his hair and parted it at the other side, and is younger in his photo than Mr. Goebbels was. But the scientists who cloned him assure me that otherwise Mr. Westin is a carbon copy of Mr. Goebbels.