BEFORE opening statements even began.
How, you might axe? The jury consists of eight honkies and four African Americans. As your faithful legal analyst, I’m advising you that the odds of all four African Americans voting to convict him are roughly equivalent to the chances that Bill Clinton has never had a blow job from an intern. Hell, they might even order the U.S. to let him keep his cold hard cash. Congratulations, Rep. Clinton. You da man!