An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like an eternity, the ER Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, “I’m afraid that his heart is still beating, but he is brain-dead.”
“Oh, Dear God,” cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, “We’ve never had a Democrat in the family before!”