Daily Archives: June 12, 2009

This is no joke

An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like an eternity, the ER Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, “I’m afraid that his heart is still beating, but he is brain-dead.”

“Oh, Dear God,” cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, “We’ve never had a Democrat in the family before!”

[unknown author]

Paging Lowell, paging LOWELL FULK!

How come you haven’t posted this at “We Will Rock Dem” yet? This is good stuff. It tells your mindless “independent thinking” readers everything they need to know about Republicans in 3 minutes or less.  Do I has ta do all yer blogging work for ya?

BLUE VIRGINIA: Ole AIDS bref over there FINALLY did it! He won the coveted Smash Mouth blog training wheels award!

Reserved for only the dumbest bloggers!

Reserved for only the dumbest bloggers!

Listen dumbass, if you are going to blog, at least get your facts straight. The holocaust museum shooter is no “right-winger.” He is an atheist who hates Christians.  (Sound like any liberals you know?) He contributed an article to “AntiChrist.net” that has recently been taken down after years.  He is a progressive socialist, who like Hitler, believes in Darwinism (an idea shared by all good liberals)  as an excuse to purify the races (and kill others).  Hmmm. Lefty’s don’t purge entire populations from their country when they take control, do they Mr. Stalin?  See for yourself his own words, taken from his own blog site.  He hates neocons and Jews and Christians. He is a 9/11 truther (what good lefty isn’t?).  The Arabs (and the lefty’s friends the Palestinians) are jumping for joy over somebody like him shooting people in the holocaust museum. If it walks like a lefty and talks like a lefty, it probably is a lefty. When you lefty’s quit whining about 9/11 being an inside job, and how the Jews are mistreating the Palestinians and about how you hate Christians and religion period, perhaps then crazies such as Mr. von Brunn will not act out your hateful words. Continue reading

Obama, The Chicago Thug in Chief: “Investigate one of my contributors, get your ass fired!”

Young Thug cleans up well

Young Thug cleans up well

President Obama’s good black buddy and Presidential contributor Kevin Johnson was being investigated by an inspector general. The Obama Administration told him he had an hour to take his shit and leave or he would be fired. No story here. Move along.

WASHINGTON – “President Barack Obama says he has lost confidence in the inspector general who investigates AmeriCorps and other national service programs and has told Congress he is removing him from the position.”

“Obama’s move follows an investigation by IG Gerald Walpin of Sacramento Mayor Kevin Johnson, who is an Obama supporter and former NBA basketball star, into the misuse of federal grants by a nonprofit education group that Johnson headed.”

Mr. Walpin is no lightweight.  From an official  press release when he was hired for the job:  

“For over 40 years, Walpin was a partner with the New York City law firm Katten Muchin and Rosenman LLP, chairing the firm’s litigation department, and is now Counsel to that firm. His practice included the determination of the existence of fraud within corporations, and recoveries resulting from such fraud. Before his private practice, he was law secretary to two Federal District Court Judges, served in the United States Air Force J.A.G., and was the Chief of Special Prosecutions for the United States Attorney in the Southern District of New York. He also served as President of the Federal Bar Council, the bar association of attorneys practicing in the Second Circuit Federal Courts, from 2002 to 2004. He received a bachelor’s degree from City College of New York and graduated cum laude from Yale Law School.”

Dat Obama is pwetty good!

Dat Obama is pwetty good!

The purported reason why BiG ThUg oBamA wants to fire him? Because the acting U.S. Attorney Lawrence Brown said Walpin had not investigated the incident thoroughly enough.  From the curiously incurious WaPo:

“In August 2008, Walpin referred the matter to the local U.S. attorney’s office, which said the IG’s conclusions seemed overstated and did not accurately reflect all the information gathered in the investigation.” Continue reading

Wise Latina Woman curiously incurious. Or a liar.

 

 

Hey, girl. We racists gots to be stickin togetha, you dig?

Hey, girl. We racists gots to be stickin togetha, you dig?

 

Said Sen. Jim DeMint: “When I asked if an unborn child has any rights whatsoever, I was surprised that she said she had never thought about it,” he said. “This is not just a question about abortion, but about respect due to human life at all stages — and I hope this is cleared up in her hearings.”

Now, either this bimbo is a poor liar, or she is too stupid to be Supreme Court Justice for life. Dum de dum, de DUMB dumb dumb dumb. Lalala lalaLAAAA, skipping merrily through life, never contemplating tough issues. I’m just a poor Affirmative Action P.R. doing the best I can. Don’t axe me tough questions, I’ll tell you no lies.

Eric Cantor grows a pair of balls! And FINALLY says what Smash Mouth has been saying for weeks!

About. Fucking. Time.

About. Fucking. Time.

“They said, ‘Set aside the rule of law, let’s strip secured creditors, bondholders, of their rights. Take them away outside of the bankruptcy process and give them to the political cronies and the auto workers’ unions,” Rep. Eric Cantor, R-Va., said in an interview with The Associated Press.”

“It’s almost like looking at Putin’s Russia,” added Cantor, the GOP’s House whip. ‘You want to reward your political friends at the expense of the certainty of law?'”

Does dear Eric read this blog? If not,  he should!