New Hampshire becomes sixth state to allow pedophiles to marry

06 09 08_1445  311111Today we’re standing up for the liberties of dirty old men to marry pre-pubescent boys by making clear they will receive the same rights, responsibilities, and respect under New Hampshire law,” Governor John Lynch said before signing the legislation in a State House ceremony at about 5:21 p.m.  “Heck,” he added, “once you accept one type of pervert, it really becomes rather difficult to draw the line and forbid other forms of perversion. One minute ago we accepted SSM. If two two butt-porkers is fine, why not a butt-porker and a mini-me butt-porker? I mean, really, you try sorting out the ‘acceptable’ pervs from the unacceptable! And I know, we are only the sixth state to allow such perversion. But we were waiting to see what the ‘cool kids’ would do before we allowed this particular form of perversion.  Maybe we will be first in some other category? Like goat fuckers marrying the object of their desire?”

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