In the spirit of the recent Playboy list, sort of. In no paraticular drunken order:
1. Keith Olbermann: I’d hate him if he were my own mother.
2. Algore: a fat hypocrite endlessly repeating lies is no way to go through life, son.
3. Whoopi Goldberg: there is a reason why she’s a dyke–no real man would have a thing to do with her.
4. Community Organizer Obama: a skinny-necked affirmative action project of George Soros.
5. Chucky Schumer: looks like he has a perpetual case of constipation.
6. Barney Frank: there is a reason why smartass faggots get beat up.
7. Patrick Leahy: The evil spawn of my high school principal (“Mr. Stacey”) and the world’s worst librarian.
8. Henry Waxman: he’s so dumb and ugly that his dog bites him.
9. Michael Moore: Only in liberalism could a fat dumb faggot become rich and famous.
10. Bill Maher: his face makes me think of “Louisville Slugger” every time.
To those liberals who did not make the list, all I can say is: So many stupid fucking liberals, so little time.