Keith Olbmermann wants to waterboard Sean Hannity

Death to Amelika! But don't taze me bro!

Death to Amelika! But don't taze me bro!

I’d like to perform a late term abortion on Keith Olbermann:

“Scalpel?”

“Check.”

“Scissors?”

“Check.”

“Suction hose?”

“Check.”

“OK, let’s get this over with.”

“Uh, sir, shouldn’t we anesthetize him first?”

“Nah. They don’t anesthetize babies during partial birth abortions.”

[Sound of scissors stabbing into his skull.  Pause.  Gasp.]  “Ewwww. This is strange. He. Has. No. Brain!”

 p.s. And did you ever notice the “Torture!? We don’t torture in America Crowd” never uses that “reasoning” when discussing abortion? “Abortion? We don’t abort babies in America!” I’m just sayin.

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