No experience (or scruples) necessary. Will train. Must be willing to re-locate to Witchata, Kansas. We provide the bullet-proof vest and life insurance. Salary negotiable. Planned Parenthood of Kansas.
Note: Planned Parenthood is an equal opportunity employer and does not make employment decisions based on race, color or creed. We do, however, prefer to abort persons of color, as traditionally we are a racist organization.
“Oh, JOHN, how could you?” You might ask. “Oh, Dr. George Tiller, HOW COULD YOU?” I ask in reply.