An Ode to John Edwards

“Little johnnie edwardsjohn edwards
Couldn’t keep it in his pants
made a little baby
With his little tiny slant

“Little tiny liberals
Loved that rascal John
hate the little baby
Made by the tiny coiffed don Juan

“Saintly zaftig Elizabeth
Never had a clue
John is off again with the blondie
Whats a wife to do?

“The press toiled most nobly
To cover up the facts
Cover up the baby
Cover up his tracks

“But out damn spot
The truth will out
And the tale will oft be told
How little Johnnie Edwards
Left his country out in the cold.”

By somebody called “Plantagenet” in the comments section of a very good article in The Daily Beast.

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