From IMAO: a couple of teasers, just so you will go have a look–
“MYTH: If you ever don’t pay attention to the baby monitor, Dick Cheney will sneak in and shake your baby.
FACT: Dick Cheney does not shake babies; he’s swallows noisy babies whole.
MYTH: Dick Cheney strangles kittens for fun.
FACT: It’s more like a nervous habit.”