Daily Archives: May 11, 2009

THIS is the kind of Republican that Meghan McCain wants the Republican Party to be more like

Meghan McCain went to the White House Correspondence Dinner. img-author-photo---meghan-mccain-_201210377527She had only two tickets but took two friends.  From the New York Daily News:  “The security guard sent her to talk to someone to sort out the situation, but Meghan got bratty and nastily told him, ‘We’ll just stand here then,’ like an insolent child,” our source said, adding that after dealing with the guard, “She muttered to her friends, ‘Does he even know who the f— I am?’ ”

“An insider told us, “Those tickets were harder to get than gold dust and Meghan blatantly only had two and thought she didn’t have to follow the same rules as everyone else.”

Nice, you stupid cow.

So Obama was chewin on chitlins and watermelon

listening to a carpet muncher tell jokes, and wondering how he could steal the White House silverware, when he heard a “joke” that made him crack up…”I hope Rush Limbaugh’s kidneys fail…”  Obama’s response? “Allah be praised” Obama thought to hisself, “That be funny!” And afterwards all the liberal Political Correctness police flew to his defense.

Just jokin

Just jokin

But when a color commentator for a golf magazine wrote what was obviously a joke in a magazine, suddenly he should be fired from CBS. He  has to apologize to Pelosi and Harry Reid.  His sin? Telling a joke.  “If you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets,  and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden, there’s a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death.”

My position? I think it is appropriate to laugh about your political opponents. Nothing should be off base. If it works, do it. I don’t believe in political correctness. Here, let me try some of Obama’s own medicine on him: If Obama the Watermelon eater thought it was funny he should laugh. If Obama the half-breed spear-chucker/poor white trash wanted to laugh, good for him. Funny joke, huh? What I can’t stand is for liberal assholes who think what he did is fine, but then on the same weekend they condemn a guy for telling a joke about Pelosi and Reid. And we KNOW that those same assholes who flew to Obama’s defense universally condemn Rush Limbaugh for playing song parodies, such a “Barrack the Magic Negro.”  Continue reading

Nancy Pelosi is a Saint

On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., House
Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s aide visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal replied, “No. I don’t really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi’s views.”
Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look. I’ll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.” The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well, the church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.”

As Pelosi’s aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday sermon and  seated herself prominently at the edge of the main aisle. And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that House Speaker Pelosi was present. Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation — “While Speaker Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some, she is not my favorite person. Some of her views are contrary to those of the church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other views. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using it to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington, and in California. She simply is not to be trusted.”
“But, when compared to Senators Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, and John Kerry, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint.”