A Double Agent, code named C.P., has been detected deep 
within the bowels of the Republican party. (Allegedly, he was located so deep in the large intestines that he was nicknamed “colon;” also because “shit” and “asshole” were already given to the U.S. Senators from Maine, and “bloody polyp” was taken by the newest U.S. Senator, D-PA.) This traitor openly supported Obama in the Presidential election–due solely because he colon is a racist. Now, he supports tax increases, feuds with Rush Limbaugh, and has the audacity to lecture the Republican party on how it can be, well, more like the Democrat party. Handwringing moderates, RINOs and fellow Democrat operatives within the Republican party think he has a valid point.
“The Republican Party is in deep trouble,” [“colon”] Powell told corporate security executives at a conference in Washington sponsored by Fortify Software Inc. The party must realize that the country has changed, he said. “Americans do want to pay taxes for services,” he said. “Americans are looking for more government in their life, not less.” No, just ignorant racist lackeys “want to pay taxes for services” and “are looking for more government in their lives, not less.”
But I have a cure for what ails ole “colon” Powell. Here is a clue, moron. Just. Join. The Democrat Party. You pathetic lap dog.
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