Cheney is becoming a “problem” for the Obama Administration

“Barry, Fucking Dick Cheney is becoming a problem. Every time we try to spin something our way, he chimes in with the truth, and the sheeples are listening. We have to take him out.” 

“What do you propose? And remember, I need ‘plausible deniability.'”

“Can we take him out, Boss? Give him the Limbaugh Treatment? Get our friends in the press after him? Sic the IRS and FBI and NSC and even Craig Livingston on him?”

“Sure, Rahm. Just do me one favor, ok?”

“What, Boss?”

“Don’t go hunting with him.”

“No, really, Rahm. Take.  Him. Out. I want him dead. DEAD! He sends one of ours to the hospital? Send two of his to the morgue! DEAD! Do you hear me? It’s the “Chicago Way!”

“Ok, Boss. Maybe not tomorrow. Maybe not this week. But Cheney will be attacked, hit hard. We will not let these attacks go unpunished. Who does he think he is? The Vice President? He’s dead. DEAD!”

“Rahm, I can almost see the headlines now.  I can hear Keith and Chris and Rachel promoting our talking points. While Cheney slowly roasts over an open fire. It’s gonna be an interesting next few days for our ex-Vice President. Remember Saul’s RULE 12: Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it. Cut off the support network and isolate the target from sympathy. Go after people and not institutions; people hurt faster than institutions. (This is cruel, but very effective. Direct, personalized criticism and ridicule works.)’  Ooops. Sorry Rahm. Sometimes I forget I’m not a Community Organizer from the streets of Chicago anymore.”

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