My neighbor is going to die. And it is all the Richmond Democrat’s fault

Kelly Brooks in a bikini

A little Rule 5 action, especially for Fisherville Mike.  I think I’m finally getting the hang of this!

White House denies that President Obama bowed to Saudi royalty

A source within the White House, who agreed to comment only if he could remain anonymous, also had these other revelations: President Obama never said “I won” to Republican lawmakers.  Michelle Obama never put her arm around Queen Elizabeth. President Obama’s father was not from Kenya, he was an African American, the grandson of slaves here in America.  He denied that President Obama forced the General Manager of General Motors to resign.  Oh, and he promised that President Obama would never raise taxes or try to institute gun control.