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Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!
Daily Archives: April 6, 2009
Hillary Clinton warned North Korea that launching any kind of missile would be a “provocative act.” The Annointed One said beforehand that North Korea launching a missile would be a “provocative act.” North Korea launched it any way. Afterwards, The Teleprompted One called the launching of it a “provocative act.” So what is next? Besides the usual running to the United Nations, I mean.
Why, focus grouping, that’s what! Yes, you heard me right. The Obama Administration has gathered a bunch of communist dictators together for a focus group. The idea is to “get tough” with Kim Jong II (who, by the way, we were told was deathly ill or dead not too long ago) without actually doing anything. Immediately, the cobbled-together group of dictators, or, more precisely their interpretors discovered the problem! It seems that Kim Jong II has a fondness for blue eyed blondes, and he thought the word “provocative” was being used in a manner that caused him to think his missile was turning on Hillary and other blue eyed blondes.
|Part of Speech:||adjective|
|Synonyms:||alluring, arousing, enchanting, erotic, exciting, heady, interesting, intoxicating, intriguing, inviting, seductive, sexy, stimulating, suggestive, tantalizing, tempting|
|Antonyms:||unexciting, unprovocative, unstimulating|
Immediately after discovering the problem, the Obama Administration began attempts to find another word that better fits with the messge that the Obama Administration was trying to convey.
|Part of Speech:||adjective|
|Synonyms:||annoying, challenging, disturbing, exciting, galling, goading, heady, incensing, inciting, influential, inspirational, insulting, intoxicating, offensive, outrageous, provoking, pushing, spurring, stimulant, stimulating|
|Antonyms:||repressive, suppressive, unprovocative|
Rumors that Rahm Immanuel was sexually aroused by the missile firing dictator have not yet been confirmed or denied. Continue reading
Subject: Fwd. Barack’s Barnyard
“Who will help me plant my wheat?” said the little red hen.
“Not I,” said the cow.
“Not I,” said the duck.
“Not I,” said the pig.
“Not I,” said the goose.
“Then I will do it by myself,” said the little red hen, and so she did. She planted her crop, and the wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.
“Who will help me reap my wheat?” asked the little red hen.
“Not I,” said the duck..
“Out of my classification,” said the pig.
“I’d lose my seniority,” said the cow.
“I’d lose my unemployment compensation,” said the goose. Continue reading
From the Pilot Online: “Several party bosses who helped eject Frederick said any resentment will be erased in time for Republicans to come together to elect GOP candidates in November.” Not in this lifetime, you morons.
I’ll accept two things if they want my “resentment erased.” I want the resignation of every “party boss” who helped eject Jeff Frederick, and I want Jeff Frederick or somebody just as conservative elected in his place. Anything short of that and I will be voting straight Democratic ticket the next few elections. You moderates and RINOs think you need “moderates” to win elections? Let’s see how you do without conservatives. Maybe that will change your tune. Continue reading