President Obama’s genius was revealed in European trip

Somebody finally figured out how to make world leaders love us! obamaforeignpolicyfordummies-1Give them everything they want. Bow down to a sheik. Ask “how high” when Russia says jump.  Offer a trillion dollars to the IMF in exchange for NATO leaders pledge to do absolutely nothing to help in Afghanistan. Give the queen an Ipod and a hug. Kiss the french first lady. Wow them, as, uh, the ugh, ugh, w-w-world’s, uh greatest orator.  And they loved it! Why didn’t we figure this out before? Send a black man and let him vastly exceed the bigotry of low expectations.  Who knew it would be so easy to be “popular” again? Presidential affirmative action rocks!

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