Help Wanted–CEO of large Fortune Five Hundred Company

Experience managing an automobile manufacturing company a must.  Must be frugal and able to work well with unions. Must have been an Obama supporter as far back as the primaries.   “And by the way, the job pays a buck a year, and if you need to fly, it better be coach.”  No bonuses. Deferred compensation may be based upon future stock incentives, even though the company could be going out of business soon. And you must be willing to resign at a moment’s notice if The President of the United States demands your resignation. Must sell your automobile and purchase our domestic brand before showing up for your first interview.  We are an equal opportunity employer, and do not discriminate on the basis of race, sexual orientation or national origin. For immediate consideration, please forward to us your resume via The White House.  http://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/