Jay Leno: “What’s up with all the mistakes by your Administration so early in your Presidency?”
President Obama: “It’s like – it was like Special Olympics or something.” [Gulp. Obama immediately realized that he had made a mistake.]
Sarah Palin, the Governor of Alaska, immediately criticized President Obama for making “degrading” remarks on the “Tonight Show” concerning comparing the first days of his Adminstration to the “Special Olympics.” “I was shocked to learn of the comment made by President Obama about Special Olympics,” Governor Palin said. “This was a degrading remark about our world’s most precious and unique people, coming from the most powerful position in the world.
“These athletes overcome more challenges, discrimination and adversity than most of us ever will. By the way, these athletes could probably have outperformed many of us–especially the Obama Administration and we should be proud of them.”
GWB, a young man born with Down’s Syndrome, who has 12 years of Special Olympics executive experience working in the Government, said President Obama has to really practice if he wants to bring his Administration’s average up to GWB’s Adminstration. “He seem weeallwy weallwy nice. But he dumb like me. We dumb bees can do it–just knead pwactiss!”
Meanwhile, another retard and his retarded followers, began blaming all this mess on the evil Dick Cheney and Karl Rove: “This is all part of a plot by Rove and Cheney. They planned all of this! They knew all along that Obama is a stupid idiot! They hid the facts from us Kool Aid drinkers. They convinced any old idiot to believe he could win. And then when an idiot ran, they used ‘reverse psychology’ on us: They told us he was inexperienced and didn’t know what he was doing. Of course, we didn’t believe them. We were too smart for that…”
If you haven’t figured it out yet–THE JOKE IS ON US.