It’s MY fault! The buck stops here! No, it’s MY fault. No, I’ll take responsability!
NO! I’ll take responsability to get that money back! I’ll pass an ex post facto law and get it back! No, NO! Let MEEEEE get the money back! I’ll violate the Constitution!
NO! NOOOOOO! I’ll incite the masses to burn those who took the bonuses at the stake! Let MEEEEEEEE take care of it! LET ME SCREW THE PEOPLE WITH THE FULL FORCE AND POWER OF THE GOVERNMENT!
[Meanwhile, Vivien Paige and Blue Virginia are on the really, really important issues of the day! Taking on racist e-mails from anonymous sources! Below is a Pict of Blue Virginia and/or Ms. Paige standing up to the powers of the government, John Doe said snarkily.]