“How to Give a Speech.” By Barack Obama

angel-harp[Tell ’em what they want to  hear!]  We are going to increase spending AND balance the budget! [Wait with strong courageous look, jaw set, lips pursed, until thunderous applause from Democrat lackeys subsides.]  We are going to give away free health care for everybody and save money doing it! [During thunderous standing ovation, look determined over at that fat drunken “The Lion of the Senate” and nod.]  We are going to cure cancer, save the whales, put a man on Jupiter, journey to the center of the earth AND develop cars that can get 300 miles to the gallon of cattle produced methane–all in my first full year in office!  [Easy there champ, don’t get carried away–no, wait, all the Dems are buying it! I’m getting good vibes from my handlers that the so called “focus groups” are loving this! Keep going!]   We are going to be just like France and save our economy and rebuild our obama_hero_21infrastructure and stop the oceans from rising and catch bin Laden and our enemies will love us and Republicans will convert to Democrats and “the WOOOOORLD will live as one!”  [Wait as Angels descend from heaven to the sound of harps, the ceiling is parted and a ray of sunlight shines directly on my head, as the thunderous applause turns to jaw dropping awe. Suddenly, the entire world learns what I have known all along! I’m so fucking great it scares me!] obama-christ

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And all of America screams for more! 1234544774173!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 responses to ““How to Give a Speech.” By Barack Obama

  1. It really is pathetic the way the media is giving this fucker a free pass without actually listening to what he is selling…people are so stupid… read what one of the auto-generated blogs said http://inkognegro.wordpress.com/2008/06/16/why-i-gve-barack-obama-a-pass/ HE IS THE MAN…I doubt it though.

  2. Good find, Frankie. You never cease to amaze me with the things you come up with!

  3. obama said change is coming yet we see no change but the same old fools who have used and abused our nation in the past i ask the people of the u.s.a what sort of change is that? people hope for change and dream of batter days yet it never comes to them cus your hopes and your dreams are spoken by liers it self. not only in america people want change people want change all over the world from wars poverty greed and hate obama used the dreams and hopes of others to get inside the white house and he brought with him the same old fools. now change its self can R.I.P
    wile obama has selected his team of thugs and gangsters who have used and aboused u.s.a with in for some bady elses intersts one has to ask whay do people like obama have to make groups like AIPAC happy whay does he need to get his bellesings from them we seen that befor he came to the white house befor he won the elecation it seems like AIPAC intersts comes first to g.bush and obama

  4. change will not come change shall not come
    it wont come that is the reality so face it
    the change that we seek shall never come

  5. What’s sad is that in all of your posts. You don’t post anything factual. You don’t cite any constitutional amendments, although you claim to know them. You don’t give anything of true factual value in your diatribes. If you want to see the truth written in factual form..oh wait..that would require reading something that isn’t entirely exciting..ya’ know…like excerpts from the constitution and quotes from people like Palin.

    So I guess instead you could just rant, lie, rave, lie, bring up stuff that doesn’t matter, then rant some more. Good job, jack. keep it up. You succeeded in not learning a single thing throughout your entire life.

    Barack NEVER said he would give free healthcare to everyone, he never said that he would get a car to get 300 miles to the gallon, and not even did he say anything about methane fuel from cows. He never said we’d cure cancer.

    However, Bush said he would find Bin Laden, and he did…but then he let him go…remember Tora Bora? Yeah. They had him in their sites and they were ordered to stand down..you don’t remember that? Or perhaps they killed him, and then they lied about it so they could keep up the Nazi-like spreading of “republican fascism.” That actually seems more likely

    Your story is pathetic and has no merit.

  6. I say kill yourself and do the world a favor.

  7. Good evening, Happy April Fool’s Day!

    The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
    The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
    The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
    The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”

    Happy April Fool’s Day!

  8. Now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are.

    Although, it’s sad because it rings so true.

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