The Chronicles of al Goracle

goracleDana Milbank: “The lawmakers gazed in awe at the figure before them. The Goracle had seen the future, and he had come to tell them about it. What the Goracle saw in the future was not good: temperature changes that “would bring a screeching halt to human civilization and threaten the fabric of life everywhere on the Earth — and this is within this century, if we don’t change….”

Sen. James Risch (R-Idaho) begged the Goracle to look further into the future. “What does your modeling tell you about how long we’re going to be around as a species?” he inquired.

The Goracle chuckled. “I don’t claim the expertise to answer a question like that, Senator.”

“It was a jarring reminder that the Goracle is, indeed, mortal. Once Al Gore was a mere vice president, but now he is a Nobel laureate and climate-change prophet. He repeats phrases such as “unified national smart grid” the way he once did “no controlling legal authority” — and the ridicule has been replaced by worship, even by his political foes…”

Thank God for that reminder that alGoracle is a mere mortal. Bwahaha! Meanwhile, John Coleman recounts how the nerdy al Gore in college bought into the global warming hoax hook line and sinker. And then parlayed it into a Nobel Prize and millions of dollars selling carbon offset credits to suckers.

One response to “The Chronicles of al Goracle

  1. Pingback: What do global warming alarmists and ObamaCarebots have in common? « Smash Mouth Politics

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