Why I am going to cheat on my income taxes

Because Timothy Geithner did. And Obama nominated him to head the Treasury. And the Senate confirmed him. He’s the smartest man in the USA, the only one capable of understanding the current financial crisis. If cheating on taxes is good enough for him, who am I to say otherwise.  If caught, I’m using the “Geithner Defense:”  Turbo Tax made me do it.