Then (during GWB Administration): “The Bresident is crazy, his bolicies are nuts. Allah ackbar! They might shib me off to black oberations brisons, or CIA oberated brison shib. Allah forbid, they might even shib me off to my own country or Saudi Arabia or some where else where dey do torture. The American dogs don’t give camel’s ass about the Geneva Convention, because I was cabtured out of uniform, am enemy combatant, ALLAH BE BRAISED! They might even shoot me. Who knows? They really will drown me when they water board me? Maybe. They are nuts! Or they might send me Gitmo, let me rot there forever. I may never get to behead another American in my life, Allah forbid! I must cooberate, see if I can trick American dogs into believing I forsake my eternal quest for martyrdom by fighting American bigs!”
Now, (under BHO Administration): “American dogs so stupid! They tell me advance what can and can’t do to me to make me talk. It spelled out in American dogs’ Army Field Manuel. Ha! My little sister could stand such treatment. This won’t affect how we treat American dog GIs when we cabture them. We kill them. After torture. Nothing will stob that–we not weak like this Obama Hussein, what his name is?! Now when cabtured we will never talk! We will demand a lawyer, demand our “Constitutional Rights”–stupid American dogs! We will demand sbeedy trial, let go soon, return to killing American bigs! ALLAH ACHBAR!” Continue reading →