Dear Congress: I APOLOGIZE (in advance) for not paying the next $35,000 of taxes that I owe

We’re good, right? I’m indispensable to my family. And my business. I’m the right guy at the right time in the right place. I just. Can’t. Afford those exhorbitant taxes. TIA, you idiot MFers.

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