Regarding the terrorist attack on the jet to Detroit, Janet Napolitano said: “They system worked.”  Good job, Nappy!

Ummm. Maybe not. “Bomb experts say there was more than enough explosive to bring down the Northwest jet, which had nearly 300 people aboard, had the detonator not failed, and the nation’s outdated airport screening machines may need to be upgraded.”

A little Rule 5 action.  In honor of “Baaaaaaad Santa,” one of my personal favorite movies.  ”I’ve always had a thing for Santa Clause…”  She’s a Virginia girl.  Well, if you consider NoVa a part of Virginia.  5′9″ of Irish beauty.

Hey, it's not her. But it could be. Better look closely...

  A 5 year old Az girl  was abducted on Christmas by a 45 year old man.  She was missing over 7 hours.  An Amber alert was issued.  A police officer spotted the vehicle, despite the perv having changed license plates.  After a brief pursuit and foot chase, perv caught and little girl rescued.  What kind of animal is this guy?   What should happen to him? 

I’m here to edumacate.  “The Obama Doctrine: Summary execution better than waterboarding”

This has always been one of my favorite commercials, and I don’t even like Corona all that much.

Don’t let my conspiracy nut poker buddy see this.  Like throwing gasoline on his fire.  Vapor trails supposedly account for 15-20% of warming in the Arctic.  How did they determine this? Why, they built a model that considered “atmospheric composition, cloudiness and the physical properties of emissions, particularly of black carbon.”   Then “These variables were then applied to a grid and aligned with historical data.” And they did all kinds of other sciency neat stuff, too!  

It’s a government conspiracy.  See what is really going on.

Kid discovers which microorganisms and which conditions cause plastic to biodegrade.  And he’s a Canuck.  From Discover Magazine blog:  “At 37 degrees and optimal bacterial concentration, the microbes had consumed 43 percent of a plastic sample within six weeks.” 

 There is no truth to the rumor that he got the microorganisms high on marijuana first…

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The Democrats band together in unity to pass a law that a majority does not want, even if it means losing their individual seats and their majority status.

The Republicans under Sen. Mitch McConnell band together to move the vote up so that they can all get home on time for Christmas.  VOTE. THE. BUMS. OUT!  Jim DeMint for President.

Liberal Girls Are Slutty

From Noel Shepperd at NewsBusters via Sister Toldja “The political advocacy group “Rock the Vote” has a new video out encouraging young people to abstain from having sex with folks opposed to healthcare reform.”

….”The group’s YouTube posting asks: “What would you withhold from someone who opposes health care reform? Cookies, a Christmas gift, sex?”

Ok, that’s the only reason that I can think of…