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thatmrgguy:

This needs to go viral.

Originally posted on Stacy on the Right:

This is the best video I have ever seen by a child.  Clearly her parents have done an excellent job getting her to think for herself, speak and think clearly and analyze facts.

via 13-Year-Old Jenny Gives Report Cards to Obama and Romney – YouTube.

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Lawyers, Guns And Money, The Stuff Has Hit The Fan (via That Mr. G Guy’s Blog)

It just gets curiouser and curiouser.

Another piece from Bob Owens of PJM, the government let drug cartels smuggle drugs as well as guns. A Sinaloa drug cartel member is claiming that the federal government allowed the cartel to smuggle cocaine into the United States in exchange for intelligence information about rival cartels. Attorneys for Jesus Vicente Zambada-Niebla claim that in addition to being the drug-trafficking son of a Sinaloa cartel kingpin, Zambada was a Drug Enforcemen … Read More

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The Deal Maker…Or Buying A Used Car

From our friend Richard Cash, a story about “buying a car”;

Dear Uncle Sam,I think you know we had an accident not too long ago that totaled our car. The insurance company gave us a rental car to use, and on the last day of the rental contract, the settlement check came through, so we went to buy a car.

The reason that I’m writing is that I had the strangest experience of my life trying to buy a car. You probably won’t believe what I’m about to tell you, but I figured I would write anyway. It’s very interesting, and who knows, you might even get a laugh out of it.

The wife and I went to a place called “Barry’s Used Cars.” There was a nice car out front, and I admit, it was kind of love at first sight. We knew we had to have this car, so we pulled in, and that’s where it all began.

It was about 2 pm when we got there, so we knew we had plenty of time to make a deal. After a few minutes we kind of looked around, expecting someone to greet us and start the process. It took a lot longer than it should have, but eventually a weathered old salesman named Harry came over.

We explained that we needed to make a deal that day and Harry said, “Great. I’m all about deal making.” When we asked the price, he hemmed and hawed a bit. Instead of giving us an answer, we all went for a test drive.

When we got back, we asked the price again. This time Harry didn’t flinch, but the number he gave was sky high. I told him I liked the car and gave him my own number, but we were far apart.

After a while, it became clear that we weren’t getting anywhere, so Harry said he would have to let Joe take over the negotiations. Joe was the VP of the operation, and a very friendly, back slapping kind of guy. By now it was 3 pm, and we figured the preliminaries were over, and Joe would close the deal.

But we didn’t get any further with him than we did with Harry. Whenever we tried to nail him down, he just smiled and told us how much the big boss wanted to make a deal. We talked and talked, and after a while it occurred to me that Joe wasn’t going to cut the deal either, he was just trying to wear us down.

However, Joe was real insistent that Barry wanted a deal that day, same as us. He kept going back and forth between Barry and us, but nothing was really getting done. Eventually, Joe said Barry was going to take over the negotiations and deal with us personally.

So Joe showed us to Barry’s office, and that’s where the fun really began. On first impression, Barry seemed like a real nice guy. He had a nice smile and a very earnest, sincere demeanor. He welcomed us into what he called his “private deal room” and said, “Let’s talk. I just love talking and negotiating.”

It was 4 pm by this time, and the place closed at 5, so I knew we had to make a deal pretty quick in order to get all the paperwork done. Silly me, I asked him, “What’s the bottom dollar on your car?” He smiled and said, “Boy, that is a great question. How much do you want to pay?”

By now I was getting frustrated, so I said kind of bluntly, “Well, you’re the President of this place, so you tell me, what’s the sale price, how much down, and how much a month?”  He talked for a few minutes about how nice the car was and how much he wanted to make a deal with me, and then he asked again, “How much are you willing to give for it?”

I couldn’t believe we were doing this backwards, but we really needed the car that day, so I wrote down my terms on a piece of paper and passed it to him. He glanced at it, set it to the side, and said with a smile, “You know, if we’re going to make a deal, you’re gonna have to eat your peas.”

I know, I know, you’re thinking, “What the heck?” Well, I didn’t know what he was talking about either, but before I could ask him, he says, “I’m going to have to kind of veto this offer, can you make another one?”

I kind of shook my head and said, “Well Barry, first of all, we’re doing this backwards. You should be the one laying out the specific terms here, and then I give you a counter offer if I don’t like it. But anyway, since you don’t like my offer, why don’t you write down your terms, and we’ll go from there.”

Barry crossed his hands in front of him, leaned forward, and got that earnest look again. He says, “Let me be perfectly clear. I must sell this car by 5 pm. Now what is your next offer?”

This was beginning to get a bit surreal. “No, what’s your offer?” I said.

This time Barry leaned back, looked at the ceiling, and said, “I don’t like millionaires, billionaires, and corporate jet owners. If you fall into any of those categories, you’re going to have to pay more.”

Well, it’s now 4:45 pm. I looked at Barry and said, “You beat all, you know that. We’re trying to make a deal and you’re talking in circles.”

The smile disappeared and Barry said, “Ok, here’s the deal. It’s almost 5 pm, you don’t have time to go anywhere else. You need to sweeten your offer right now so that you have time to call your bank and arrange financing. I know all about the rental car, and if you don’t make a deal today, you will owe fees and fines on it, and it might even affect your credit rating. So what’s it going to be?”

I thought for a moment, then said, “Barry, you are either a thug or you don’t know anything about making a deal. In either case, you are not going to strong arm me over a 5 pm crisis deadline that you have created, nor over my credit rating. I have given you a reasonable, written offer, something that you have refused to do. It’s no wonder this car has been sitting on your lot all year. Nobody can deal with you. Call me when you come to your senses.”

Cross posted to What Chaps My Ass and That Mr G Guy

Libya’s Gadhafi begs US Congress For Cease Fire (via That Mr. G Guy’s Blog)

I’m just waiting for the asylum request and Obama explaining to the American people why we should let this terror mongering misfit into our country.

Libya's Gadhafi begs US Congress For Cease Fire From The Hill via, Memeorandum, Apparently Libya's beleaguered leader, Moammar Gadhafi has sent a letter to the US Congress asking for a cease fire and even asks for a fact finding mission. I smell something funny here. Gadhafi has never been on friendly terms with the US – Why should he start now? Perhaps like any other cowardly type, he's finally decided that the only way to save his neck is to capitulate, with the caveat that he retain power, … Read More

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New Black Panthers Call to Action (via Phoebe’s Detention Room)

Maybe the experts at Smashmouth can answer this question…WTF is “Post Traumatic Slavery Disorder?”

Please someone explain to me WTF post traumatic slavery disorder is.   April 23rd, Day of Action and Unity APRIL 23rd DAY OF ACTION AND UNITY MISSION STATEMENT Whereas, serious problems exist in Black or African communities nationally and worldwide, according to our peoples opinions having been duly considered, these pressing and urgent issues include: Disunity, apathy, racism, violence, self genocide, poor health and health care, self hatred, ig … Read More

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THE UNAMERICAN UNCONSTITUTIONAL PROPERTY TAX (via Phoebe’s Detention Room)

This is a must read from Phoebe’s Detention Room about the Unconstitutional Property Tax.

THE UNAMERICAN UNCONSTITUTIONAL PROPERTY TAX The land belongs to you, the one who bought it, not the State. A property tax is the State declaring that it owns the land, and worse than that, it is the state attempting to usurp your God given right to do what you want with your own land, by saying it owns the land. If you doubt this, just try not paying your property tax and you?ll see who owns the land. Imagine this. Imagine an America in which there are no homeowners, just serfs. No one own … Read More

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UN Gun Ownership Data Supports Second Amendment…Pajamas Media (via That Mr. G Guy’s Blog)

I’m all for gun control…I use two hands with my hand guns, ‘specially the .44 Mag. ;)

Howard Nemerov has penned an article that shows the UN being hoisted on it's own petard. Using the UN's own statistics, it shows that countries with less or no gun ownership are more corrupt and have more murders per capita than countries which allow gun ownership by the citizenry. Although countries like China, Yemen and Syria show low murder rates, like Mr. Nemerov states, they don't take into account State-sanctioned murder. The bottom line is … Read More

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No Looting In Japan…Why Is That? (via That Mr. G Guy’s Blog)

From the Telegraph via The Drudge Report; The landscape of parts of Japan looks like the aftermath of World War Two; no industrialised country since then has suffered such a death toll. The one tiny, tiny consolation is the extent to which it shows how humanity can rally round in times of adversity, with heroic British rescue teams joining colleagues from the US and elsewhere to fly out. And solidarity seems especially strong in Japan itself. Per … Read More

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Left Reenacts Their History…Calls For Lynching Black Leader (via Thatmrgguy’s Blog)

Ah yes, the “peaceful” left, they’re sooo misunderstood.

The left is sooo civil in their protests. I just wonder where the Reverend Al and Reverend Jackson are. Why aren't they up in arms at this blatant violent rhetoric against another person of color? Is it because they consider any Black Conservative an "Uncle Tom", a person of less worth than one of their political slaves, the reparations seeking constituency they  represent. No, you won't hear a single word from those race pimps because people lik … Read More

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I Fought The Law and I Won!!! (via Thatmrgguy’s Blog)

My day in court…Got up at 2:30 in the AM so I could make it down there by 9:00 in the AM. But it was worth it.

Here is the continuing saga of my photo speed trap speeding ticket. Well, I went to court today. It was a full house and more streaming in as the “arresting officer” started calling names to come up. This is before the Judge even showed up. He would ask them what they wanted to do, if they wanted a reduction in the ticket, a bench trial or a jury trial. All of them before me just asked for a reduction. When my name was called, He asked me what I … Read More

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