Brave Sir Roberts Ran Away!

You knew it had to happen…

Sir Roberts Ran Away

Bravely  bold Sir Roberts.   Rode forth from the Supreme Court.  He was not afraid to die, Oh  brave Sir Roberts. He was not at all afraid to  have mean things written about him in the New York Times. Brave,  brave, brave, brave Sir Roberts. He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp. Or  to have his eyes rhetorically gouged out, And  his preeecious Court be bad-mouthed. To have his  legacy ripped by E.J. Dionne. And his Court’s “legitimacy” questioned.  And his reputation as “an umpire” hacked and  mangled, Brave Sir Roberts. His head smashed in And his heart cut out by The Washington Post Editorial Page. And  his liver removed. And his bowls  unplugged. And his nostrils  raped. And his bottom burnt off . And his invitations to cocktail parties cut off…

“That’s… that’s enough music for  now lads,  there’s dirty work  afoot–I have to come up with some bull shit rationalization why I switched my vote on the Obamacare fiasco!”

Brave Sir Roberts  ran away. (“No!”) Bravely ran away away. (“I  didn’t!”) When danger reared it’s  ugly head, He bravely turned his  tail and fled. (“No!”) Yes, brave Sir Roberts turned about (“I didn’t!”).  And gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking (“I never did!”) to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. (“All lies!”) Bravest  of the braaaave, Sir Roberts! (“I  never!”)  His “legacy” is shot to hell…but he doesn’t care because he thinkin’ “Oh Well! At least the liberals will love me now!”  Brave Brave Sir Roberts, you worthless gutless cow! Just go die, you were worthless anyhow…Cowardly Sir Roberts you f#cked us all to hell!

2 responses to “Brave Sir Roberts Ran Away!

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