(sung to the old tune of “My dog’s smarter than yer dog”)
Michelle’s more smarter than Sarah is,
Michelle’s more ssmmarter than she is,
Michelle’s more smarterthanmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Michelle’s got littler boobs than…
Michelle’s got littler boooooobs,
But I’m fat and I have bigger boobs than Michell does,
I’m a fat fucking bimbo,
So Michelle’s more smarter than me!
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JDee..I can’t believe yer such a complete “effin”… Florida, ARSEHOLE…?
In, the “PALMETTO STATE”…
Attorney to call if you “have a bitch”… arsehole…!
eFF’ YOU…jdEE…!
I’m thinkin’ yer family and yer dear wife, haven’t shown a lottah respect for your despicable, juvenile, behavior…you sorry arsehole PRICK…?
I’d take a ride on yer “boat” if you were sober, JDee..
I, always “pack”… an ankle .38 special…
Captain…!
Since I’m mostly,obviously nude… in tropical deployments and enviorments…the ankle holster is rather obvious…!
We’re workin’ on a smaller version of the .38 special, that can be un-holstered up my rather, drooping, aged arse…!
When we get all our “shit together”…will yeah, give me a “ride on yer boat”…Captain John Doe...?
Hell yeahs, Gramps. A drunken ride it shall be!