Michelle’s more smarter than her…

(sung to the old tune of “My dog’s smarter than yer dog”)

Michelle’s more smarter than Sarah is,

Michelle’s more ssmmarter than she is,

Michelle’s more smarterthanmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Michelle’s got littler boobs than…

Michelle’s got littler boooooobs,

But I’m fat and I have  bigger boobs than Michell does,

I’m a fat fucking bimbo,

So Michelle’s more smarter than me!