Fucking Moron of the Month

This dirty stinking bastard calls himself a Rabbi.  I call him our fucking Moron of the Month:

…”If Tebow wins the Super Bowl, against all odds, it will buoy his faithful, and emboldened faithful can do insane things, like burning mosques, bashing gays and indiscriminately banishing immigrants.  While America has become more inclusive since Jerry Falwell’s first political forays, a Tebow triumph could set those efforts back considerably….” 

What’s black and white and red all over?

From “The Looking Spoon”

Michelle’s more smarter than her…

(sung to the old tune of “My dog’s smarter than yer dog”)

Michelle’s more smarter than Sarah is,

Michelle’s more ssmmarter than she is,

Michelle’s more smarterthanmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Michelle’s got littler boobs than…

Michelle’s got littler boooooobs,

But I’m fat and I have  bigger boobs than Michell does,

I’m a fat fucking bimbo,

So Michelle’s more smarter than me!