Mitt Romney: Does the base not trust him because of his Mormon faith?

You (we) Evangelicals and Christian fundamentalists do not swallow the crap line that Mormons are something other than a cult that sprang up when a con-man wanted to screw more than just one woman back in the 1800s. So the Lamestream media wants to portray you as bigots who oppose Romney merely because of his religion. Sorry, ‘t ain’t so.

Here’s a clue: most of us would love to vote for Mitt Romney, despite his false religion, if he only he were The Second Coming of Ronaldus Maxamus.  But he ain’t. He’s the freakin’ ex-[candy-assed]Governor of The People’s Republic of Massataxus.  Are there any real men left up there? Or do they carry their little family jewels around in their purses and only take them out when the women grant them limited permission to do so? Governor Perry packs heat while jogging, and shoots fucking coyotes who threaten his dogs, dude.  And you wanna blame Mitt’s religion?

Mitt, at his touchy-feely best, passed Massataxus’ healthcare reform.  He. Lead. The. Way. For Obamacare. He helped create the beast.  Caveat: I think that under our form of government, the states each individually have the right to institute such policies if the citizens of each state so desire. If Massataxus wants to be so stupid, I say let them, and I believe that The Constitution permits them to do so. I do not, however, believe that the limited federal government has such power (Go! all you lawsuits seeking to over-turn ObamaCare.) But from accounts I’ve heard, RomneyCare don’t work. It’s a black hole that attracts dead-beats from all over the country.  I applaud him for trying, so thanks, but no thanks.  The states are the proving grounds, and you, Sir, did not prove anything to me.  So, no, again, it wasn’t your religion that turned me off to you. 

Did I mention that ole Mitt is a New Englander? Will the last real man to leave New England turn out the light when you leave? Or did that already happen decades ago? (You bunch of fucking panzies! I mean, come on, The Maine Twins are the best you’ve got? Strap on a dildo and grow a pair!) You know it. I know it.  Real America does not trust any politician from New England.  If we wanted effeminate, tax-raising, socialist Big Government, communist, girly-men we would have elected Docockus, Heinz-Kerry, or Algore for president. Yes, where you are from matters. If you are French, we suspect that you are a coward. If you are a Camel Jockey, we suspect that you secretly bugger little boys and want to get other people to blow us up. And if you are from New England we suspect that you are a closet fag who believes that elitests should run our lives for us.

No, sirs, sorry, it ain’t his religion we despise.  Yeah, we despise that he is the Republican Establishment candidate of choice (we hate those fucks more than we hate the Democraps).  But that would be the least of Mitt’s problems.  He is just a flawed candidate and I, for one, will vote for him when they pry my ballot from my cold, dead hands. 

“But John, but John, wait! Isn’t he better than ? Would you really not vote for him? A non-vote for the Party Establishment candidate is a vote for O’Bummer!?”

  Peeshaw.  There ain’t a dime’s worth of difference between those two girly-men.  Bam is a little less discrete about his love for crack and cock, and he sometimes fails to keep his lisp under control, but those two are twins seperated at birth, brothers from another mother.  If I wanted a fourth Bush term, I’d vote for Jeb.  And I don’t. Jeb’s another guy I’d never vote for in a million years. Sorry, Jeb. I think you could have done better than Daddykins and bro combined, but your last name is Bush, so no.

In short, just as it is not raaaaacism that causes the base of the Republican party to despise and oppose every Obama initiative, it is not opposition to Mitt’s religion that causes us to oppose Romney for president. But I’m sure he is a nice guy, most Mormons are. I’m for damn sure that I am not speaking just for myself.  Mitt has some serious problems, and you elitists who take the base for granted had better be careful when you manipulate who gets the GOP nod.  Unless (as I suspect) you don’t care whether the GOP candidate wins or O’Faggot gets a second term.

Why I don’t find China’s 1 child per family policy “repugnant”

Poor Dumbass Joe Biden really stepped in it, admitting what right thinking individuals world-wide already know: That China was right when it instituted a one new gook-commie per family limit years ago.  The White House had to try to clean up Joe’s little  mess, as if he were a Springer Spaniel who crapped on the White House rug.  But you know that is just posturing.  Obama worships the Chi-coms and would turn our country into Chi-com lite in a moment if he had the power to do so.  Our government already tells us what we can smoke and limits what we can drink and tries to govern what we can eat.  You must know that they would love to tell us how many children that we can have, and look admiringly at what balls the Chi-com government has had for so long to tell their subjects servants citizens what they can do and when they can do it.

Think about the consequences but for China’s one child per family policy for a moment.  Imagine if instead of a one per family child they had a two, or three, five or six or whatever limit. Today then instead of over one billion commies in China right now they’d have four or five or six or seven billion commies.  Why, in one fell swoop the Chi-com government did the world a bigger favor than an army of nukes ever could by limiting the number of commies world-wide.  Thank you, you gook-commies, whoever you are, who thought up that policy. 

Sure, if I actually thought of the chi-coms as humans, I might then think of all the misery that the policy has caused. I might get upset at all the abortions it has caused. I might feel sorry for all the parents who missed out on having a wonderful son as well as a perfect daughter. I might bristl at a populace so cowed by it’s ruling elite class that it accepts such a blatant theft of freedom and human autonomy without over-throwing the government and killing every last one of those commie bastards in charge.  But I don’t, ain’t gonna happen, and don’t try to change my evil ways this late in my life. 

They. Are. Just. Gook-commies to me.  If that gets me de-linked by the likes of good people (such as the Daley Gator) who are cowed by political correctness, so be it.  If we can’t be honest with each other, what good is blogging?  Now, if I met individual gook chi-coms, I would be civil and polite, and try to turn them from their godless ways.  Hell, I’d like to lead the revolution that frees China.  But collectively, as a country, until they rise up and overthrow their government, they are just like a plague of locusts to me, fit only to be watched warily, and to be smushed under foot if they invade my territory or try to spread their idiotic, unfair, and terrible ideology into my neck of the woods.