You (we) Evangelicals and Christian fundamentalists do not swallow the crap line that Mormons are something other than a cult that sprang up when a con-man wanted to screw more than just one woman back in the 1800s. So the Lamestream media wants to portray you as bigots who oppose Romney merely because of his religion. Sorry, ‘t ain’t so.
Here’s a clue: most of us would love to vote for Mitt Romney, despite his false religion, if he only he were The Second Coming of Ronaldus Maxamus. But he ain’t. He’s the freakin’ ex-[candy-assed]Governor of The People’s Republic of Massataxus. Are there any real men left up there? Or do they carry their little family jewels around in their purses and only take them out when the women grant them limited permission to do so? Governor Perry packs heat while jogging, and shoots fucking coyotes who threaten his dogs, dude. And you wanna blame Mitt’s religion?
Mitt, at his touchy-feely best, passed Massataxus’ healthcare reform. He. Lead. The. Way. For Obamacare. He helped create the beast. Caveat: I think that under our form of government, the states each individually have the right to institute such policies if the citizens of each state so desire. If Massataxus wants to be so stupid, I say let them, and I believe that The Constitution permits them to do so. I do not, however, believe that the limited federal government has such power (Go! all you lawsuits seeking to over-turn ObamaCare.) But from accounts I’ve heard, RomneyCare don’t work. It’s a black hole that attracts dead-beats from all over the country. I applaud him for trying, so thanks, but no thanks. The states are the proving grounds, and you, Sir, did not prove anything to me. So, no, again, it wasn’t your religion that turned me off to you.
Did I mention that ole Mitt is a New Englander? Will the last real man to leave New England turn out the light when you leave? Or did that already happen decades ago? (You bunch of fucking panzies! I mean, come on, The Maine Twins are the best you’ve got? Strap on a dildo and grow a pair!) You know it. I know it. Real America does not trust any politician from New England. If we wanted effeminate, tax-raising, socialist Big Government, communist, girly-men we would have elected Docockus, Heinz-Kerry, or Algore for president. Yes, where you are from matters. If you are French, we suspect that you are a coward. If you are a Camel Jockey, we suspect that you secretly bugger little boys and want to get other people to blow us up. And if you are from New England we suspect that you are a closet fag who believes that elitests should run our lives for us.
No, sirs, sorry, it ain’t his religion we despise. Yeah, we despise that he is the Republican Establishment candidate of choice (we hate those fucks more than we hate the Democraps). But that would be the least of Mitt’s problems. He is just a flawed candidate and I, for one, will vote for him when they pry my ballot from my cold, dead hands.
“But John, but John, wait! Isn’t he better than ? Would you really not vote for him? A non-vote for the Party Establishment candidate is a vote for O’Bummer!?”
Peeshaw. There ain’t a dime’s worth of difference between those two girly-men. Bam is a little less discrete about his love for crack and cock, and he sometimes fails to keep his lisp under control, but those two are twins seperated at birth, brothers from another mother. If I wanted a fourth Bush term, I’d vote for Jeb. And I don’t. Jeb’s another guy I’d never vote for in a million years. Sorry, Jeb. I think you could have done better than Daddykins and bro combined, but your last name is Bush, so no.
In short, just as it is not raaaaacism that causes the base of the Republican party to despise and oppose every Obama initiative, it is not opposition to Mitt’s religion that causes us to oppose Romney for president. But I’m sure he is a nice guy, most Mormons are. I’m for damn sure that I am not speaking just for myself. Mitt has some serious problems, and you elitists who take the base for granted had better be careful when you manipulate who gets the GOP nod. Unless (as I suspect) you don’t care whether the GOP candidate wins or O’Faggot gets a second term.

