We’ve all noticed it. Dogs will hump anything. That’s why they are called dogs. Men are also like that. Does this little guy on the left [mom is on the right] look like a sheep to you? Hint: sheep have cloven hooves.
The “scientific” response? It can’t be, because such things can’t happen…

Stuff like this don’t happen in South Carolina! Sheep are for pussies, we like goats.
Baaaaaahhhh!
I didn’t realize you were Greek.
beer laughed out my nose with that line…
April Fool