Amazon Sells Pedophile Book (via Thatmrgguy’s Blog)

Boycott Amazon.com. Just in time for Christmas, give Amazon.com the gift that keeps on giving…a nationwide boycott of their products.

We used to buy books from Amazon, but no longer unless they remove this utter filth from their book list. We sent them a scathing E-mail telling them so and that if the book isn't removed within 24 hours, they would be losing a customer. I'm sure they have received millions of other scathing letters from other dissatisfied customers.   Amazon is selling an e-book entitled "The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure," and shocked consumers ac … Read More

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Replacing Michael Steele

Hell yes, I want him replaced as Chairman of the RNC.  At least so far as I care what those bastard Republicans do with their “national committee.” But as usual, those assholes are going about it all wrong.  They are mouthing off about it to The New York Fuc#ing Times.  

What they should have done is go to him privately, man to man, and try to convince him that his resigning would help the party.  Because it would.  Forcing his resignation will likely be used against Republicans, as it supposedly shows that they really are RAAAAACIST.  Getting rid of the first African-American [ooops, this is a hyphenated-American free zone] black man from the Chairmanship after only two years, just after the historic win enjoyed by the Republicans will likely be viewed by blacks as RAAAAACISM.  Not that Pubs should care what blacks think, at least not the 90% who support Obama.  But we [ooops, forgot I'm an independent Conservative, not a Pub] they should not piss off the 5-10% of blacks who vote Republican.

Sure, they went behind the scenes, to one of his “kitchen cabinet” advisers.  But go say it to his face.  And certainly don’t leak it to the NYFTs.

Now that it has leaked, kick his ass out as chairman.  I don’t care how you do it, just get him out.  And put this man in as his successor. 

That’s my two cents. 

John Doe

Because WE Can (Dedicated to VoR)

For a guy who talks so much about his “bestest daughter” you sure do post a lot of scandalous pictures of other guys’ daughters. Dirty prick.

Thus, the commentary of “VoR” (Voice of Reason?  Vassal of Ridiculousness?) on my entirely wholesome and, dare I say, intellectual post celebrating the awesomeness that is Danica McKellar.

As almost everybody knows, every girl is some Daddy’s daughter and eventually, they grow up to be big girls.  I have no problems or hang-ups about looking at adult women.  So this one’s for you VoR, because WE can!

Amanda Carrier - keep up the good work!

Mystery Missle Launch? (via Thatmrgguy’s Blog)

After careful analysis, Federal authorities have ascertained that the mystery missile launch seen last night off the coast of California was indeed, Nancy Pelosi on her broom heading back to Washington D.C.   … Read More

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Cornucopia

A cornucopia of posts:

 

Idaho. where my mother was born, has DOUBLE cornucopiae

 

JR Nyquist reminds us of something Whitaker Chambers wrote, something we must remind ourselves of from time to time:  Why Communism won’t go away.

“Its promise was whispered in the first days of the Creation under the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil: ‘Ye shall be as gods.’ It is the great alternative faith of mankind.”

The deadliest faith ever, as Heaven on Earth is always regarded as worth the killing of a mere few million of the Unenlightened.  Communism has killed far more people than Islam, so let’s keep our eye on the fucking ball, people.

What is True Intelligence?

Intelligence tests seem to miss the point of smartness. True smartness should be defined as the ability to leverage one’s thoughts to achieve one’s desires.

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When I was younger I was a little bitter because I didn’t fit in socially, I didn’t have a girlfriend, I didn’t get invited out a lot. At the time, I usually thought of myself as very smart, and I blamed those woes on people around me just not being as smart as me. Now I realize I was blundering around like a retard, I had these desires (friends, girlfriends, going out) lying in front of me in one direction and my brain was running around randomly, I wasn’t actually using it at all to achieve those desires.

Andrew Ferguson at The Weekly Standard:  If the President and his Ivy League buddies are so intelligent, why don’t they seem to get the fact of American Exceptionalism?

Utterly and completely unrelated to the subject of this post, Adriana Lima:

 

Maybe Not COMPLETELY Unrelated

 

Would you guys hate John Doe if he left his home, his job, and his family, and moved to Las Vegas?

Technically, I did not leave my wife. I’m hoping and praying that she joins me in Vegas.  And my bestest daughter ever.  But yes, I picked up without any warning and drove all the way to Vegas.  Took four days of hard-driving.  But here I am, no job, no future, no sanity.  And a big ole crooked grin on my 52 year old face! 

Gramps, thanks for the offer of the ticket home, but I aim to stay.  I’m attempting to live on less than $1,000 a month, and to earn my living as a professional gambler.  I don’t want any nay-sayers. You can’t talk me out of it.  You can just sit back and secretly think that I am making a huge mistake.  Here’s an article that expresses my sentiments exactly.  Don’t hate, brothers. Secretly plan how  you can pursue your dreams–before it is too late! 

Johnny Vegas

Tequila Demon

Anybody else have this problem?  I go to bed at night with the tequila firmly shut within the freezer.  Nobody else is in my apartment. But when I wake up the next morning, there is less tequila than when I woke up the day before.  I find this phenomenon extremely strange. The only scientific explanation that I can find is that I have a Tequila Demon living in my flop house apartment who gets out every night after I am in bed to drink some of my nectar of the gods.  Has anybody else had this strange experience happen to them?

J.D.

The Only Thing Gramps and I Agree On

Green Bay up 24-0 over Dallas at the half. The Pack is running on all cylinders while the Cowboys look like a lower division Pop Warner football team.

Applebees offering free meal to active duty and vets on November 11th

On Armistice Day, as they used to call it. Nice gesture.  I hope others follow suit.  Gramps, you better get your sorry old ass in there and make us proud.  You too, Lipton, where ever you are…

J. D.

Did Harry Reid Steal The Election?

I have heard many anecdotal tails that indicate that the Dems stole one for The Gipper.  SEIU members were the computer operators of the voting booths. People called in to declare that the machines popped up with Harry Reid pre-checked for the voters; people who went in to vote without voters’ guides were not asked for their IDs, while those without were asked for IDs; a white woman who spoke Espaniol who heard two wet-backs speaking in their native language, discussing voting elsewhere–when she reported what she  heard she was told to “mind your own business.”

I’m not into conspiracy theories, or sour grapes, but I believe that the Democrats would stoop to any level to steal an election.  The Washington Examiner reports that at least one expert believes that Harrah’s and Reid may have broken election laws.  Good luck wid dat one.

John Doe