Monthly Archives: September 2010

Great Minds Think Alike–A Limbaugh/SMP Synchronicity

As loyal Smash Mouth readers know, Rush Limbaugh linked here.  So yesterday, I was reading Obama’s remarks as quoted in this story on Bob Woodward’s new book Obama’s War’s and damn, it hit me right between the eyes:  This sounds like that scene out of Dr. Strangelove.

So I posted Barrack Hussein Muffley, then this morning (via Althouse) here’s Rush quoting the very same scene.  Judging by the time I was writing my post, we were both putting it out there  at almost exactly the same time.  For the record, I rarely get to listen to Rush’s show (9 am – noon here) and wasn’t doing so yesterday.

(Cue scary organ music)

If you’ve never seen the movie, you’re really missing out.  Nuclear war has never been so hilarious.

NeoVictorian

FINALLY Muslims speaking out about freedom of speech

You guys should have been doing this early and often.  But I welcome it now.

….”We affirm the right of free speech for Molly Norris, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and all others including ourselves.

“As Muslims, we must set an example of justice, patience, tolerance,  respect, and forgiveness.

“The Qur’an enjoins Muslims to:
* bear witness to Islam through our good example (2:143);
* restrain anger and pardon people (3:133-134 and 24:22);
* remain patient in adversity (3186);
* stand firmly for justice (4:135); 
* not let the hatred of others swerve us from justice (5:8);
* respect the sanctity of life (5:32);
* turn away from those who mock Islam (6:68 and 28:55); 
* hold to forgiveness, command what is right, and turn away from the ignorant (7:199);
* restrain ourselves from rash responses (16:125-128); 
* pass by worthless talk with dignity (25:72); and
* repel evil with what is better (41:34).

“Islam calls for vigorous condemnation of both hateful speech and hateful acts, but always within the boundaries of the law. It is of the utmost importance that we react, not out of reflexive emotion, but with dignity and intelligence, in accordance with both our religious precepts and the laws of our country….”

O’Donnell No Way According to Polls in Del.

A Fox News poll has Miss O’Donnell 14 points behind Coons and according to the numbers, Coons has over 50% of the numbers. Also according to the polls, an over whelming number of the people polled, say that O’Donnell isn’t qualified to be a Senator.

John Podhoretz says that Christine O’Donnell has two chances of becoming the new Senator from Delaware…A snowball’s chance in Hell and none. Normally when I read an opinion by such a noted columnist as John Podhoretz, I sit up and take notice. But then I started thinking…is this Podhoretz supposed to be on our side, or is he just gone sour grapes on the deal because his “guy” didn’t win? It would seem there’s a lot of that sour grapes going on in the main stream Republican party these days. Their “guy” didn’t win, so they’re gonna take their ball and go home.

Another case in point is the “Lisa The Loser Murkowski” deal going on up in the frozen tundra of Alaska. She lost a hard fought race for what she thought was her birthright seat in the Senate left to her by her Daddy. Instead of being a gracefull loser, she throws a hissy fit, tries to get on the Libertarian party ticket and when she’s rebuffed there, decides she’s going to “go it alone” as a write in candidate.

Are main stream Republicans Stoopid or are they selfish brats just beginning to realize that “Daddy’s” gonna take away their charge card for irresponsible spending like their leftist liberal friends do with their “unlimited” spending? It’s time to wake up folks. I would consider Podhoretz a MSM goon and take what he says with a considerable grain of salt. If you want more of the same, just go right ahead and vote for Harry Reid’s “pet”.

Cross posted from Mike’s

Barack Hussein Muffley

During an interview with Woodward in July, the president said, “We can absorb a terrorist attack. We’ll do everything we can to prevent it, but even a 9/11, even the biggest attack ever . . . we absorbed it and we are stronger.”

General “Buck” Turgidson: Mr. President, we are rapidly approaching a moment of truth both for ourselves as human beings and for the life of our nation. Now, truth is not always a pleasant thing. But it is necessary now to make a choice, to choose between two admittedly regrettable, but nevertheless *distinguishable*, postwar environments: one where you got twenty million people killed, and the other where you got a hundred and fifty million people killed.
President Merkin Muffley: You’re talking about mass murder, General, not war!
General “Buck” Turgidson: Mr. President, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.

NeoVictorian

The Shady Bunch

Some things are too good NOT to steal.  From Moonbattery. J.D.

Right Network

Have you experienced it yet?

The next-gen of Right sites.  Highly recommended.

A Time to Chill

I am about to begin seven or eight hours of heavy intellectual lifting (Why, you ask?  Because it’s there).  Before that, let us sit and reason together, hoist a symbolic Cold One, and chill:

Founding Bloggers provides us with this very amusing footage from the Right Nation event of Andrew Breitbart rhetorically taking some hopeychangey union thugs apart, baby.

“Name one thing he (Beck) said that’s hateful.  One!”

“I’m not going to fall into your trap!” (hehe, as Breitbart said, “You have no idea why you’re here!”).

(h/t The Other McCain)

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More chillin’ news:

George Will:  The Earth Doesn’t Care.  I don’t either.  There are a million barrels a day of American oil sitting here in Alaska waiting to be pumped, that could replace oil we’re buying from Hugo Fucking Chavez.  Get your head out of that windmill, Mr. President!

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Best tramp stamp evuh!:

Have a great day.

NeoVictorian

Last Lisa Murkowski Post – I Promise

I am done talking ’cause this crystalline thing of beauty says it all (Thank you ACE):

NeoVictorian

Radical Fringe Tea Partiers

from Red State

j.d.

SIGNS FOR THE JON STEWART RALLY

So Uncle Lowell (a guest blogger here in the past, and here, but here is his Democrap cheerleading site of choice) is organizing a car pool to the Jon Stewart rally and I have taken it upon myself to try to help with the signs that he and his fellow progressive a**holes should display at the rally! 

Here are some I’ve already come up with: surely the learned crowd here at Smash Mouth can come up with some even better ones.  As usual, Gramps is the final arbiter of which are the best! 

“YES! Bankrupt us Komrade Obama!” “A**Holes for Alinsky!” “Tear the border down! Let EVERYBODY in!” “$2,000,000 stimulus money per job ain’t bad—keep spending our grandchildrens’ money like drunken pirates!” “The most transparent Administration evuh my arse!” How am I doin Lowell?

“It’s raaaaacist to oppose bad policy put forth by a black President!” “Honk if you are paying my mortgage!” “If you see Obama on the golf course, tell the moron I said ‘Helloooo!’” “The country ain’t bankrupt yet, so keep spending until it is!” [picture of Obama as Urkel looking at unemployment chart:] “Did I do that?”

“9.6 % unemployment: Good Job Baracky!” “Iran has nukes! Great Job Obammy!” “42% Approval rating! You’re doin it wrong!” “Raising taxes in a recession! What could go wrong?” “Dems getting thrown out of office left and right: What do the voters know that we ‘SANE’ people don’t?”

“ONLY 1.6 Trillion deficit last year? Cloward Piven says make it MORE!”
“Bankrupt America? YES WE CAN!!!!!!!!! Bankrupt California?? YES WE CAN!!!!!!!!!” “How dare Chris Christie lower taxes, that scumbag!” “Amerikans United For More Tax…es and Bigger Government!” “We want to be just like Greece!”  “Raise taxes, not our standard of living!”  “Anything free enterprise can do, Big Government can do better!”

John Doe