Hopefully, none of you have been infected.
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ‘em,” and it is a terrible obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008..but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don’t engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.
Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.
Shut up, they said. You mere peons have no right to question The Won. A bunch of so-called “Christian Leaders” wrote a letter telling us that we should not question Obamster’s claims of being a Christian. This just goes to illustrate that you can find a liberal “Christian” to say just about anything. I’m quoting it in its entirety below so that I can show what utter crap they are promulgating.
“Washington, DC (August 25, 2010)—Over 70 prominent Christian leaders [I've never heard of ANY of them!] and denominational heads from across the ideological spectrum joined together today to call for a stop to the misrepresentation of President Obama’s Christian faith. In an open letter, these Christian leaders called on the media, public officials, and their fellow Christians to stand with them in opposing those who continue to insinuate that the President is a Muslim, not a Christian. [Nobody that I know has "insinuated" anything.]
The full text of the letter and a list of signatories is below.
As Christian leaders— whose primary responsibility is sharing the gospel of Jesus Christ with our congregations, our communities, and our world— we are deeply troubled by the recent questioning of President Obama’s faith. We understand that these are contentious times, but the personal faith of our leaders should not be up for public debate. [He played America for fools. He went to a church in order to get black street cred, then abandoned it once he was running for the Presidency. He has not been back to church since. Hell yes his faith is up for public debate.] Continue reading
Why, oh why haven’t we conservatives and GOP in particular clobbered the Obama Administration more for its ill-conceived hopey-changey phrase “The Summer of Recovery!!?”
As Karl Rove writes in the WSJ:
Honey, I Shrunk My Approval Ratings
The White House is having a disastrous ‘summer of recovery.’
“In what will rank as one of the all-time presidential PR disasters, we’re now well over half way through what the White House called “the summer of recovery.” And what a recovery it’s been.”
“Earlier this month, first-time claims for unemployment hit a nine-month high. The unemployment rate remains at 9.5% and 18.4% of workers are out of a job, can only get part-time work, or have given up looking for a job altogether. Sales of existing homes dropped 27% from June to July, hitting the lowest point since data were first collected in 1999. The Conference Board’s Consumer Confidence Index fell to 50.4 in July, continuing a slide that started in February. And the stock market is down 11% from its peak in April.”
“All of this has helped shatter public confidence in the president. In early May, Mr. Obama’s approval on the economy in the YouGov/Polimetrix poll was 42%. By mid-August, it was 35%—a frightening number for Democrats less than 70 days from a midterm election. According to this week’s Reuters poll, 72% are “very” worried about jobs and 67% “very concerned” about government spending.”
So true, Mr. Rove.
A quick google search of “the summer of recovery” finds 1,220,000 results in 0.32 seconds.* Granted, some of those hits are recent snarky attacks by Pubs and conservatives such as this post, but I’d bet big bucks that most of them were put out into the blogosphere by Dems and their lackeys in the libkookosphere as they tried to paint the picture of a wonderful recovery brought about by their ill-conceived and terrible “stimulus bill.”
This “summer of recovery” is worse than Bush’s war(s). Remember, many Dems as well as a vast majority of Americans supported invading Iraq and Afghanistan. Dems voted in support of attacking. Dems own this summer of non-recovery. No Pubs voted for it, only two RINOs, and a turn-coat, if memory serves me correctly. The porkulus bill and the “summer of recovery” should be hung around Obama, Pelosi and Reid and the other mindless hacks in the majority party’s necks like a millstone. Bush is gone. The Pubs were powerless to stop them. And Americans regret electing them. The Election of Recovery cometh soon.
*He he–I seem to have invented a phrase that has never been used before, at least according to google. I love it when I have an original thought. Only happens about 1x a decade.]
One of the most beautiful woman in the history of the World:
She doesn't need an itty-bitty bikini to knock me out
Dunno if he will do a good job, but he sure talks a good game…