Anybody else noticed how difficult it is to find a hot chick who has not already been the subject of a Rule 5 post? Gosh durn it I finally found one, after much deliberation. Doutzen Kroes. WTF up wid dat name? But fine she does appear. Kudos to Robert to turning me on to Tumblr which is where I saw the picture at the very end! Remember, Smitty’s standards are P.G. But that does not include links. 
Like fine wine goes best with certain foods, fine Rule 5 posts go best with certain songs. We highly recommend “Sittin on the dock of the bay”, vintage 1967, by Otis Redding. Swirl in your mouth, savor, but don’t spit. Cheers
while at Lowes today (in the rain) there was a MILF there…late 40′s , blue “tank” top on and NIPPPLES that needed……….oh snap…PG….nevermind…..good night gents…..but damn she was Hot and COLD !
Thanks much for the linkage, I am pleased to see that you thoroughly pursued the photo files on this lovely woman. I loved the one I posted (last one here) because she looks like a real woman with hips, not like anorexia with a boob job.
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