Smash Mouth Exlusive!! Politico is reporting that Democrat leaders are scared of recent threats made against them:
“Several other Democrats have had threats leveled against them, prompting a closed-door briefing of Democratic members by the FBI, Capitol Police and the House Sergeant at Arms.”
Smash Mouth Politics has inside information about what went on inside the meeting! 
After crying and whining furiously for hours about caskets and cut gas lines and whining ass “death threats”, they brought in the “F.B.I. Agent” stripper and yelled “take it off! Take it allllllll offf”!
And speaking of caskets… the following is quoted directly from the archives of the “Politely Patrician” blog site.
No Conservatives Wanted!
‘WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA, NANCY PELOSI, HARRY REID, AND ALL THE ELITES OF CONGRESS, THE MASS MEDIA, AND HOLLYWOOD , THAN WITH ONE CONSERVATIVE AMERICAN!’
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Whiting, Indiana .
You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement.
However, we are a society which holds freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.
And after all, it is just a sign.
You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign.
Answer: “Owen’s Funeral Home”
p.s. You assholes thought it was funny when that lesbo got the prom cancelled down in Podunk, America. She had a “freedom of speech” right to dress up in a tux and take her girlfriend to the prom, the judge said, and you agreed. Well, somebody should also have the freedom to put a casket on your lawn, you little whiney ass liberal. Deal with it. Consider yourselves lucky it isn’t tar and feathers.
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