Smash Mouth Temporarily Closed

Off to do some investigative journalism.  Question: Do they still have good old fashioned Irish wakes for an old jouralist of Hungarian extraction up in mid-Michigan?  And maybe even this: Are the Texas Hold ‘em games any good on the nearest Indian reservation?  And remotely possible, even this: How is the snow on the slopes at Boyne Mountain?  These questions and more should be answered at least by Wednesday, March 2.