Bro love
Hugo Chavez thinks President Obama smells of Sulfur now, too? Claims that the USA used an “earthquake weapon” to attack Haiti. Pretty damn slick weapon if it can cause a quake on Haiti but leave the Dominican Republic unscaithed! From Fox News:
“Citing an alleged report from Russia’s Northern Fleet, the Venezuelan strongman’s state mouthpiece ViVe TV shot out a press release saying the 7.0 magnitude Haiti quake was caused by a U.S. test of an experimental shockwave.”
“The station’s Web site added that the U.S. government’s HAARP program, an atmospheric research facility in Alaska (and frequent subject of conspiracy theories), was also to blame for a Jan. 9 quake in Eureka, Calif., and may have been behind the 7.8-magnitude quake in China that killed nearly 90,000 people in 2008.” [pssst! Don't tell China!]
“What’s more, the site says, the cataclysmic ruin in Haiti was only a test run for much bigger game: the coming showdown with Iran.”
“The ultimate goal of the test attack in Haiti, the report reads, is the United States’ “planned destruction of Iran through a series of earthquakes designed to topple the current Islamic regime.”
The heartache! Pres Obama said they would love us once he became President.
p.s. And no Meghan, this is not some parody that I made up. You can’t make up this stuff!
