Angel Lola Luv redux

Smash Mouths FIRST EVAH second Rule 5 post about some chick.  We already paid this girl her due in “Angle Lola has some interesting assets.”  How much more publicity could a well-endowed woman axe for from Smash Mouth? Obviously, this lady could ask for more, and demand more, and Smash Mouth would gladly delivah!  [NSFW?]

Got Angel?

Butt wait, there’s more! Angel reminds me of a Dr. Suess book I had when I was a kid, “Yertle the Turtle” to be exact. And more specifically, “Gertrude McFuzz” was a second or third story in the book.  Lola reminds me of Gertrude.

I HAD THIS BOOK!

Gertrude McFuzz was HOT!

Gertrude had a rather plain, single “tail feather.” She had a rival who had two tail feathers that were bigger than hers. She asked  for help, was referred to a plant whose berries caused tail feathers to grow,  and she ate so many of the berries that her tail feathers grew so large that she couldn’t fly.  A bunch of other birds had to go get her, fly her home, and pluck out all those new tail feathers.  In the end, she learned to be content with her modest tail feather.  Surely you see the connection with Lola. If not, let me show you a before and after shot of Lola.  ;)

Angel Luv Lola "before"--look at her left tit, er, I mean the tat on her left wrist, if you doubt this is her...

[Sheeesh! For almost 24 hrs I had a picture of Kim Kardashian as the before picture, and NOBODY noticed...]
And here is a video of before and after for those of you who just are sticklers for details…
After. Gawd I love plastic surgeons…

If Angel didn't exist, the internet would have invented her!

Gertrude, er I mean Angel...

Her name was Lola...

Lola Falana (google Barry Manilow you punks too young to get it)

Hot even when she's not

The "enhanced" end? No more berries Lola! No berries for you!

Butt, thank God for plastic surgeons…

And here is some love for all you gals who don’t feel the need to have silicone inserted into your pretty parts. So far as we know at least…

Alice Greczyn--no doubt the subject of a future Rule 5 post!

p.s. WTF up with Smitty? No Rule 5 this past Sunday? That’s freakin absurd. That’s like no brews while watching the playoffs. SMITTTTYYYYYYYYY!!!!  We love you man!

2 responses to “Angel Lola Luv redux

  1. LOL, Ok John,

    Speaking of Bible versus, whats this from?:

    “But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed ADULTERY with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into HELL.”

    Not that I really care, I am an atheist. So keep posting the hotties, I am enjoying them! ;)

    I want you to know that I am now also visiting your site for the soft-core ….uh …. pictures of pretty ladies.

  2. Just trying to cheer you up Shelton. You ain’t got nothin to look forward to after you end this life… ;)

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