Bizarre life form found in North Carolina sewer

And no, this isn’t a picture of John Edwards with a whore.  It is real.

A quick google search uncovered at least one blog site that knows WTF this creature is! theblogathowstuffworks. Personally, I think they are wrong. This is definitely how liberals appear when not in public and without their makeup. Slimey and spineless and afraid of the light.