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Dumbass of the week award

Chesterfield, VA, 6/19/009: A robber was interrupted and fled into the woods. He escaped police, but was arrested when he arrived at the the police station to reclaim his car that had been towed from the scene of the crime.

North Korea to test-fire a nuclear bomb on the Hawaian Island of Oahu

The missile, believed to be a Taepodong-2 with a range of up to 4,000 miles, would be launched in early July from the Dongchang-ni site on the north-western coast of the secretive country. 

Kim Jong II claims that much of Oahu is uninhabitable due to active volcano eruptions. He claims that his scientists hope to detonate in the koolau volcano and then to study the effects of nuclear radiation on the volcano for the next 500 years.

Barry's old homestead about to be leveled?

The Obama Administration hopes–hopes–that the missile will not be able to fly as far as Hawaii.  Obama Press Secretary Robert Gibbs noted that North Korea is not a country ruled by an evil communist dictator.  Said Mr. Gibbs, “If we have to evacuate all of the Hawaian Islands, so be it. It is not too steep a price to appease Kim Jong II and have ‘peace in our time.’  Thanks to the steady hand of President Obama, the North Korean situation will not escalate into any kind of beligerence on the part of the United States.  In fact, the United States has many scientists on hand who are very interested in seeing the effect of a twenty megagazzillllion bomb being detonated in a volcano. Some think it might be neat.”

Scientific Breakthrough Achieved in Human Cloning

Heil Obama!

It has now been revealed that a scientific breakthough has been achieved in the field of “human cloning.”  Scientists, whose names have not been revealed, have carefully hidden the fact that they have successfully cloned a human individual. The cloned human has already reached

Geez, kid, you put me to shame! Why didn't I think of broadcasting live from the Eagle's Nest at Berchtesgaden?

adult-hood, and in fact has risen in the ranks of corporate America to be President of ABC News.  His new name is David Westin. The person he was cloned from is of course, Joseph Goebbels.  Mr. Goebbels was Nazi Propaganda Minister under German Fuehrer, Adolf Hitler, until the end of World War II.  Note that Mr. Westin died his hair and parted it at the other side, and is younger in his photo than Mr. Goebbels was. But the scientists who cloned him assure me that otherwise Mr. Westin is a carbon copy of Mr. Goebbels.

"ABC news is live at Hitler's HQ, bringing you the top ten reasons why Hitler's new plan to exterminate the Jews is GOOD for Germany!

New Surgeon General Warning!

SURGEON GENERAL WARNING:  

And you thought cigarettes were hazardous to your health...

 

Investigation of President Obama’s Political Cronies Can Cause ”Confusion,” “and other troubling and inappropriate conduct.”  Use Extreme Caution When Told to Back Off by the President’s Political Hacks.  Such Investigation May also Lead to Unemployment, Public Attacks on Your Integrity, and Even Death.

Democrat Party = party of the misfits

We aren't freaks! We ARE the Democrat party!

“Geeks, sportos, motorheads, dweebs, dorks, sluts, butt heads …they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.” -Principal’s secretary in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.  That so reminds me of the Democrat party and it’s adoration of President Obama. Because the Democrat party is so full of freaks and weirdos, many have forgotten what “normal” is.  This is in response to an article in today’s The Daily Beast that compares the Republican party to the party of zombies.  

Who are some of the freaks who make up the base of Democrat party? Greenies. PETA. ELFs. GLBTs. Hollywood actors & actresses. MSM. Hippies. Ex-hippie college professors. Dirty anti-war protesters. ACLU. Ambulance chasers. Atheists, agnostics and the ungodly. Unions (not necessarily the rank and file).  Welfare recipients.  Womens’ libbers. Commies and socialists. Convicts. Global warming alarmists. America haters.

You KNOW I’m right. If you aren’t a member of one a group of the freaks and weirdos previously mentioned.  This isn’t a condemnation of all Democrats. Many good people are still Democrats. I realize the reluctance of good people to just give up and admit that it is hopeless. It is tough to admit that the human vermin have taken over the leadership of the Democrat party, and changed it from what it used to be (a great party) to a party that stands almost reflexively against everything that made America great.  I’m not condemning you. 

Quote of the day

From IMAO: If you wanted someone to speak forcefully on Iran, you should have elected a president with testicles.

President Step and Fetch It jumps for gay rights

From the A.P. “Several powerful gay fundraisers withdrew their

I can dance for you too if you want

support from a June 25 Democratic National Committee event where Vice President Joe Biden is expected to speak. Their exit came in response to a June 12 Justice Department brief that defended the Defense of Marriage Act, a prime target for gay and lesbian criticism.”

“Gays and lesbians also fretted as the White House declined to intervene in the cases of enlisted military members facing courts martial for defying the Clinton-era “don’t ask, don’t tell” policies.”

 

“Richard Socarides, a New York attorney and former senior adviser on gay rights issues to President Bill Clinton, was taking a wait-and-see attitude on Obama’s announcement. “If it doesn’t include health insurance, if he doesn’t talk about the military and about the (Justice Department) brief, I think it will fall short,” Socarides said in an e-mail late Tuesday. “Right now, people are looking for real action.”

TRANSLATION: WHAT Jesse Jackson said he would do to your nuts is tame if you don’t do what we faggots say.

Barack Obama says: “I am NOT a crook!”

I am not a crook!

A.P. June 16, 2009: Here is an official text of the prime time speech that Obama is going to give tonight at 8:00 p.m. E.S.T.: “I did not steal money from Americorp. My buddy and supporter Kevin Johnson did. All these events took place before I took office.  Kevin Johnson did them. I did NOT pay kids with government money to wash my car, or to drive around doing personal errands for me. Kevin Johnson did. All I did was fire the guy who discovered what Kevin Johnson did. Gerald Walpin discovered what Kevin Johnson did. Gerald Walpin wouldn’t shut up about what KeViN JoHNsoN did. Gerald Walpin went to the press about what KEVIN JOHNSON did. All I did was fire Gerald Walpin.”

“Now, since my EX friend Sen. Claire McCaskill, D-Mo, is saying that I

Yeah. What he said.

broke the law by firing Gerald Walpin, I have invented released my reasons why I fired Mr. Walpin.  Mr. Walpin was “confused” and “disoriented.”  (Please, no jokes about my Vice President, this is serious.)  Mr. Walpin lost my “full confidence.”  Trust me. I am not a crook. OK, maybe I am covering up for a crook, my buddy Kevin Johnson. I am just covering up for one of my Homeys. Kevin Johnson did it. He’s the crook. I just tried to cover it up. What would you do, let him take the rap? If you could fire the guy who was investigating him instead? If you could fire the guy who was talking to the Press? Who was just some guy who was appointed by George Bush? Come on. That’s not the “Chicago Way!”  I am not a crook.  Thank you, and Allah Bless Amerika.”

For all you liberals out there who were deathly silent when Letterman (and then Maher) viciously attacked Sarah Palin’s family

Find the Spook President

Spook President.  Kinda funny. Makes me want to laugh, just as the Letterman audience did. He he. Chuckle, chuckle. Or at least to remain deathly silent. I know that you liberal bloggers saw the Palin attacks in the news. Yet you sat on your hands and couldn’t bother to condemn their actions. Hell, you couldn’t even mention it. So here, I’m saying that I noticed this latest “joke.” And I’m not condemning it, either. You fucking hypocrites who did mention it but not the Palin/Letterman issue, and later the Bill Maher comments, have been exposed for the political hacks that you are.  I don’t condone this chart, I am posting it here to rub in the faces and to out the worthless pieces of shit liberal bloggers who condemn it but not the treatment of Palin. Hey, can’t ya take a joke? That’s what they said of Palin. Hey “Spook” Obama, can’t ya take a joke?