Some scientists will go to great lengths to save our planet

Scientists are studying ways to lesson the amount of “global warming gases” entering the Earth’s atmosphere. Some claim that cows produce excess levels of methane gas in their burps and farts. These scientists are exploring the issue up close.

Breaking News: Cap and Trade to save over 33% on automobile M.P.G.s IMEDIATELY!

A.P. June 29, 2009: Unseen within the 300+ pages that were added to the bill after midnight was a provision that will imediately increase the miles per gallon of every automobile in America. This provision was designed by former Vice President Al Gore, and a key element of the new law will be named after him: “The Gore Mile.”  Currently, a mile is approximately 1.6 kilometers in length. The new law will change the unit of measurement in America from the (current) mile to ”The Gore Mile.” The Gore Mile, which will be alternatively known as simply “1 kilometer”, will be 1 kilometer in length. Once this new unit of measurement is implemented in America, (“The Gore”) miles per gallon of every automobile in America  will  suddenly increase in excess of 33%.  Savings per vehicle may vary, depending upon type of vehicle and location.

Man is destined to die once, and after that to face judgment

What was I thinking?

“And if anyone causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to be thrown into the sea with a large millstone tied around his neck.”  Mark 9:42

 

p.s. Better be ready to go at any time.

Genesee County Michigan has 16.5% unemployment

Billy Durant

Genesee County, where I was born and raised, contains Flint, Michigan, which was the original “Motor City.”  Now it has unemployment of 16.5%.  It was the birth place of General Motors.  And William C. “Billy” Durant was the driving force behind the behemouth that became known as General Motors.  He was a high school drop out who transitioned from the most successful buggy manufacturer to the leader of the largest automobile manufacturer.  He and others like him put Flint on the map. In its heyday, Flint was like a magnet, drawing people who were looking for jobs from all over the United States.

Prudes and libertarians should agree with me here: Some bikinis SHOULD be outlawed

A little Rule 5 action.  Try to guess which one…

FINALLY a Democrat legislator did something that I can applaud!

Ho had it comin

I do my best to be non-partisan. I’m a conservative, not a Republican.  Most of the time I can’t support Democrats, because they are usually wrong. But my inability to support them gives the appearance that I am a partisan-Republican.  Not.  Much of what the Republicans do causes me to puke. In my mouth.

But finally, I found something that a Democrat did that I can applaud whole-heartedly.  U.S. House of Representatives Appropriations Chairman David Obey (D-Wis.) allegedly pushed Rep. Maxine Waters while both were in the floor of the House.  She wanted to appropriate money for a “monument to me”–a school named after her back in California. He was refusing to approve the earmark, so she took offense.

Afterwards, she started whining like a little school girl: “He pushed me! He touched me first! Whiiiiiiiiine.”  GOOD! Push the dumb bitch. Take a cane to her if you must.  Just stop this bullshit spending of money by politicians to promote themselves. Fight, Representative Obey, fight!

Republicans are the people who have high moral standards

But who occasionally fail to live up to their high standards.  Democrats are the people who have low moral standards and who usually live down to them.

New York Banana Republic

What kind of idiots are the Democrat legislators of New York? They are acting like spoiled little children and refusing to accept that they no longer are the majority party. Time out. Stand in the corner you pathetic morons. Transfer power. Even the Democratic Governor realizes that they are wrong and is forcing them to stay in session, even week ends and holidays, until they start to act at least like adolescents.

Dear Leader asks HuffPo reporter ahead of time to throw him a softball at Press Conference

Reporters “independent’? About as independent as a fat spoiled lap dog.  Reporters adversarial? In your dreams.  Hey, wouldn’t it be a good idea to know in advance what the Press will ask our Dear Leader? Yeah! I’ve got a great idea, let’s call up one of our cronies at the HuffPo and get them to ask us a question about Iraq.   Won’t that make BiG tHuG look smart? Ooops. Forgot to tell the reporter to deny that we coordinated with him beforehand! S#@!

“Independent voters for Obama” were either stupid or gullible

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Kentucky "Thoroughbred" For Sale by Owner, $300 k? O.B.O. [Ooops! I forgot the O in front of K! Never mind, people will know I meant $300, not $300k.

Bear with me here. This is not a comment just to insult independents.  And I have recent polling data to back up my argument.  The new poll shows Obama’s overall popularity has fallen from 61% to 56%. Not that big of a slide, and still very good over-all. But–but–his overall approval rating among “independent” voters dropped from 60% to 45%.  That is a huge drop off since April, 2009.  Of course Democrats support  him, and of course Republicans don’t.  That’s why it is so huge that “independents” are deserting him.