Vermont Legislature considering a bill that would legalize beastiality, polygamy etc.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Associated Press

 

MONTPELIER, Vt. —  The Vermont Legislature is considering a bill that would legalize so-called “beastiality,” polygamy, necrophilia and incest among consenting adults.

Beastiality refers to sex between humans and adults.  Polygamy sheep240307_486x386refers to having multiple spouses.  Necrophilia refers to sex with a corpse and incest means sex between closely related relatives.  Under current laws, participants of those acts can be charged with crimes against nature, but lawmakers are considering a bill to legalize the consensual acts between adults (or corpses or animals, as the case may be).  

Supporters told The Burlington Free Press they don’t want to condone the behavior but they don’t think adults should be prosecuted as sex offenders for consensual conduct.  They argue that so long as the animals are not harmed, animals need not “consent” to what we adults do to them.  And they argue that corpses are no longer living and need not give consent. They also point to so-called “Durable Power of Attorneys” and Wills that can give consent to a spouse or a loved-one after death. 

The bill passed the state Senate earlier this month. The House Judiciary Committee will hear testimony on it this week.  One Democratic law maker, who asked not to be identified, claimed that this is just the natural result of legitimizing homosexual marriages. He claimed that we just can not keep discriminating against persons based soley upon their sexual proclivities performed in private between consenting adults. Meanwhile, he blasted “social conservatives” for trying to foist their moral beliefs upon him and  his favorite sheep. He pooh-poohed the “slippery slope” argument that all forms of perversion will now be de-criminalized: “We are going to keep NAMBLA out of the mainstream. For now…”

Meghan McCain, the presumptive (and slutty?) heir to the Republican Party leadership quickly proclaimed her support for the new bill: “Of all the causes I believe in and speak publicly about, this is one of the ones closest to my heart.  At the most basic level, sexual orientation should not be a factor in how you are treated. If the Republican Party has any hope of gaining substantial support from a wider, younger base, we need to get past our anti-pervert rhetoric. As you can imagine, the road for perverted Republicans hasn’t been an easy one. Most seem to find the words “beastiality” and “conservative” inherent contradictions, much the same way so many people can’t seem to reconcile fiscal conservatism and the big-tent philosophy of freedom and justice for all. A dear friend of mine who’s both a sheep lover and Republican told me, “I find myself constantly being asked how I can reconcile who I am as a person with a party that lately has had such a pervert-unfriendly message. Where I stand politically doesn’t begin and end with my sexuality.”

UPDATE 4/27/09: pssst. Ok, this is a parody of what I believe will be happening in a few years. when the people of a country or a state have no morals, there is no level to which they won’t stoop. and the mere fact that so many believed it shows how plausible it is already…]

21 responses to “Vermont Legislature considering a bill that would legalize beastiality, polygamy etc.

  1. Now that’s bizarre ! I wait with baited breath for PETA’s response….probably pretty BBbaaaaaaddddddddddd……!

  2. Peta members love animals. I mean, they REALLLLY love animals. Why do you think that is Frankie? ;)

  3. cuz they don’t have brains??? Or the ability to say NO…and mean it!

  4. sheep are their BEST FRIENDS ;) ;)

  5. I surely hope you don’t mean it this http://www.journalsoftheheart.com/2007/08/16/psalm-twenty-three-love-letter-day-one/ way…although I feel that it is THE WAY they feel…

  6. Looks as if Obama can’t just wiggle his weenie at everything and make them listen http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jDnDB00pfRtff5uMw-ibUW563pOwD97JSEF80 , he actually is meeting resistance…which is good !

  7. Lets all go fuck a sheep I got enought velcro gloves for everyone. Lol not really. But if you wanna fuck a sheep go somewere were they wouldnt expect it like New York or Washington DC. Stay out of the south you give us a bad name ya dirty sheep fucker.

  8. i think this is nasty stuff.i dont believe in gay rights or marriage. and noone has the right to call me a bigot because of the first ammendment right and plus just becasue i do not believe as you does not make me wrong and it sure as hell doesnt make you right. i do not agree with the bestiality. thats nasty too its just plain disgusting. then theyll wanna get married to cars, mailboxes, dogs come on its nasty. ummm the necrophelia stuff. is really frickin disgusting. that is nasty. the incest stuff. personally i think that it is wrong. i would never try to do my aunt or anyone. i understand if its consenting and its like a cousin or somehitng but even then i wouldnt do it.
    by the way i seriously think that the way our society is going it is a total break down or traditional family life and that people are just messing it up even worse by doing this stuff. people are not meant to be gay, banging goats or squirels, droping to soap with their aunt and its just wrong. with all these equal rights stuff goin on the traditional family structure is totally messed up.

  9. also i think this is just a wierd subject. you just cant go and let your kids seeing the neighbor having a wield orgy with a dead bum, a dog , tree, mailbox, cousin, and some random black guy it just aint right

  10. I agree with you, franz, but WHY don’t you think it is “not right”? If it is just your opinion, then who is to say your opinion matters more than the guy who has the velcro gloves and wants to get it on with a sheep? If it is because the Creator of the Universe has pronounced that it just ain’t right, then you might be on to something.

  11. Ive always wondered about “Crimes against nature”? If it actually says those words in the law itself doesn’t that make it being a “crime against nature” an element of the crime? Doesn’t that open the door to a crafty lawyer raising the argument that it must be proven beyond a reasonable doubt that “nature” is in fact harmed by the act.

  12. Gawd, I hate it when people make me think so early in the morning. :)

    You could be right, but I think “crimes against nature” is more of a descriptive phrase, such as “drug paraphernalia.” All the state would have to prove would be that the act fit within what is traditionally classified as a “crime against nature,” not that the act really was a crime against nature. That decision (what actually constitutes a “crime against nature”) already has been made by the legislature when they so labeled such acts.

  13. The Wife and I had so much fun with this one this morning. She asked about a copyright on the t-shirt…lol.

    On a side note…what do you think about the state of Maine calling for all restrooms to be coed? My Wife’s from Maine and she’s just appalled. She wonders what happened to her state. Guess it got Obamaized.

  14. I don’t even like to share a public rest room with men. Making women do it, too, is cruel and inhumane. Men are pigs who walk on two legs. If my wife or daughter had to go, I’d first make sure it was clear of men, and then stand guard outside to prevent any further entry.

    Maine, you ignorant slut…

  15. Although I heard a blurb about it on Fox news this morning, my Wife says it was last year’s news. She has been trying to research it, but can’t find anything about it even in the state newspapers archives. It may be kind of like that Vermont story you posted,( made up). It wouldn’t surprise me though.

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  17. Thank God!!!! I have waited years for this to happen!!! now it has to happen in NY and MA and CT! :) Otherwise, I’m gonna start a civil rights movement and make more awareness of this….

  18. All these show the end of the world is near indeed, just as the Bible foretold. All such perversions will be judged by the holy God. It’s a shame that America has become the modern-day Babylon, polluting the minds of millions with their idolatries and abominations. God will have mercy on whosoever repents genuinely and flees to the cross for refuge.

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